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Employee Of The Month (2006) was originally written to be R-rated. However, Studio heads found Dane Cook playing a crude slacker trying to have sex with Ashley Simpson didn't quite justify an R-rating.

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'The Phoenician Scheme' is the latest film from Wes Anderson, to no one's surprise whatsoever.

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Actor Tobin Bell appears in 'The Sopranos' as a Major of a Military School telling Tony's son that they don't play games at this institute, signifying him as the last person A.J. would want to play a game with.

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'Sinners' Director Ryan Koogler has no plans for a sequel and says he wants to get away from franchise films altogether. This stands to be problematic for Hollywood, as they'll be forced to view him as a minority.

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The live-action remake of How To Train Your Dragon (2025) boldly takes the franchise in a brand-new direction.

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Colonel Miles Quaritch returns in Avatar 2: The Way Of Water when the RDA retained a copy of his consciousness in a modified Na'vi body. Just in case he fails in the first movie, they can be sure that he fails in the second one as well. #Avatar2

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The cast of HBO's 'Harry Potter' series has been revealed, resulting in rapid outrage among the internet. It appears many people don't agree that Hermoine should be played by a white ginger. #HBO #HarryPotter

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Despite Ellie being 19 years old in The Last Of Us Part II game, HBO showrunners felt it necessary she stay as close to the bratty 13-year-old she was criticized for in season 1. This is because taking a cyanide pill is more comforting for them than taking one note of audience criticism.

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It is presumed that Biff is the villian in Back To The Future (1985). However people seem to overlook his more genuine sides, like all the times he'd remind McFly that his shoe's untied, preventing him from tripping and falling which could result in a terrible injury.

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Nathan Fielder admits that he "felt nothing" for on-set wife Emma Stone during love scenes in Showtime series The Curse (2023), thus coining a brand new term in show busines: Acting.

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On the set of Trap (2024), M. Night Shyamalan had to dish out thousands of dollars to extras playing concert goers just so they'd pretend to be interested in his daughter's music.

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South Park returns for Season 27 this July, marking it as the first great thing Donald Trump has done since returning to office. #Southpark #BlameCanada #Trump

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Writer/ Director Drew Goddard is in production of 'The Matrix 5', which can only mean he saw The Matrix Resurrections (2021) and thought, "Wow! There simply must be more of this!" #TheMatrix5 #WarnerBros

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In Episode 6 of The Studio, Seth Rogen talks about his own movie 'MK Ultra 4'. This is because of course he has a movie called MK Ultra, this fucking stoner. #TheStudio #SethRogen

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David Fincher is officially directing Cliff Booth in sequel to Tarantino's "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood". Only it's not a sequel, and it's not about Cliff Booth, and it's not directed by David Fincher. #Tarantino #DavidFincher #BradPitt

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Director Jared Hess praises lunatics trashing theatres at his film A Minecraft Movie (2025), claiming "cops were called over popcorn being thrown." This is because, judging from Hess's films, he doesn't know the difference between good or bad. #Minecraft #JaredHess

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While IMDb approves a disclaimer for Snow White (2025) regarding an unusual amount of 1-star reviews, some speculate that this could have something to do with the movie actually being bad. #Disney #IMDb #SnowWhite

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Apple TV's The Studio (2025-) is about how every film studio in Hollywood makes Martin Scorcese cry. #SethRogen #TheStudio #AppleTV

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In Season 3 of Reacher, Susan Duffy bullies fellow officers she deems too weak for the mission, despite her being the weakest part of the whole season. #Reacher #AmazonPrime

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Kendrick Lamar and the Creators of 'South Park' are in production of a film about a museum slave reenactor who discovers his ancestors were once owned by his white girlfriend's. Only one question remains: How will Drake fit into any of this? #SouthPark #KendrickLamar

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Although Kathleen Kennedy has announced she will be stepping down from Lucas Arts at the end of 2025, she finds it 'troubling' to think of who could possibly take her place in destroying everything you love. #KathleenKennedy #LucasArts #Disney

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James Cameron claims a title card will appear before Avatar: Fire & Ash (2025) stating no generative AI was used in the making. As usual, he'll wait until the 4k remaster when he's stopped giving a shit altogether. #JamesCameron #Avatar3

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Disney scraps premiere dates for upcoming Snow White (2025), following 2 years of bad promotion and just 2 weeks before release, only now coming to realize it may actually be shit. #Disney #SnowWhite

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Actor Zoe Saldana defends Emilia Perez (2024) criticism following Oscar win stating, "We weren’t making a film about Mexico. We were making a film about four women." This answer isnt hard to believe, as women normally tend to make it all about themselves. #zoesaldana #oscars

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In Season 3 of Amazon Prime's Reacher, after his assistant Frances Neagley asks if he needs her to join the case, Reacher insists no. This is because he knows the show is called Reacher. #Reacher

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In Amazon Prime's Invincible (2021- ), Oliver can be seen using maple syrup with a Canadian symbol. It wasn't until Trump's second term in office that the showrunner would see this as a problem. #Invincible #Canada

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In Avatar : The Way Of Water (2022), our protagonists' kids get stuck on a sinking boat before the parents save them. After Jake tells them to stay away, they all get back on the boat, then off the boat, then back on the boat somehow. The moral of the story is get off the fucking boat. #avatar2

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Rachel Zegler wins Best Action Star Of The Year against Tom Cruise at the People's Choice Awards. This is because the show neglects to understand awards, choices, or people. #peopleschoiceawards

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Amy Schumer is back on the big screen with her latest comedy, Kinda Pregnant (2025). Schumer is happy to be back as it seems she missed her lovely audience booing her. #amyschumer

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Zach Snyder remains hopeful for fan excitement with Rebel Moon Part 3 beginning production in late 2025. Coincidentally, fans remain struggling to give any shred of a shit about Rebel Moon. #rebelmoon

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Robert Eggers has revealed his latest film Nosferatu (2024) was heavily inspired by Tim Burton's Batman Returns (1992), as it was the only film to ever feature a shot of a dark window.

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Bryan Cranston has been repeatedly asked to join the hit Prime show 'Invincible', but continues to turn it down. If you know anything about show business tactics, they'll clearly never stop and take a hint as they proceed to see themselves as... #invincible

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Seth Rogen received advice from director Steven Spielberg on the set of The Fabelmans (2022), claiming to not be too nice to child actors. This includes screaming in their ears, calling them ugly, claiming their parents don't love them, and really anything to crush their spirits.

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In Home Alone 2 : Lost In New York (1992), Donald Trump calmly points Kevin McCallister toward the lobby. This is because seeing a child separated from his parents is nothing new for Trump. #DonaldTrump

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Another Simple Favor (2025) has been on Hollywood's to-do list for 7 years. Only now did they choose to make it due to the increasingly high demand for Blake Lively. #blakelively

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Emilia Perez (2024) star Karla Sofia Gascon has apologized for offensive tweets stating, "All my life, I have fought for a better world. I believe light will always triumph over darkness.” If that sounds familiar, it's likely what your ex told you after you caught them cheating.

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In Emilia Perez (2024), Rita asks a doctor how a sex change works, to which the doctor sings, "Man to woman, woman to man, penis to vagina." The film won 3 golden globes and is up for best picture at the Oscars. This is a reference to why you need to stop watching award shows now. #emiliaperez

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Robert Eggers has made public that his next project will be a werewolf horror film, titled 'Werwolf' (2026). Later in an interview, when asked if the spelling was correct, Eggers took another look and shouted, "Fuuuck!" #werwolf #RobertEggers

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Blue Sky Studios is in production of Ice Age 6, set for release December 2026. The plotline remains a complete mystery, seeing as Scrat already ate the acorn. He ate it! The acorn is eaten! How could this possibly go on? #iceage

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Director James Cameron confirms his newest installment Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) will in fact be 3 hours long, thus posing a much bigger question for audiences: Why is this even news? #avatar

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The Whale (2022) is well-known for reviving Brendan Fraser's acting career. Although it was considered so fat-phobic that after the film's premiere, everyone stood up and applauded for 6 full minutes in celebration of their hatred towards fat people.

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