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An erotic short story in three acts

submitted 193 days ago • 70 comments

Aioli is just mayonnaise that studied abroad.

submitted 242 days ago • 7 comments

Venmo me $5 and I'll send you the same pic but with the flash on

submitted 243 days ago • 4 comments

what kinda nerd-ass name is Debt Collector, stop calling me stalker!!!

submitted 242 days ago • 4 comments

Oh you like my eyes? I’m a donor so maybe you’ll get them when I die - Me, flirting

submitted 242 days ago • 2 comments

WHAT: Thom Browne (couture, fall 2024) OCCASIONS: jigsaw puzzling or Victorian ghosting or finding yourself in a bedroom with this cute but disconcerting yellow floral wallpaper…wait, is it moving? IF IT WERE A SCENT: just applied wax seal EMOTIONAL RANGE: bereft/cheeky #MJMfashionGuide

submitted 244 days ago • 5 comments

Wow golf playoffs have really changed.

submitted 251 days ago • 27 comments

Never forget:

submitted 251 days ago • 9 comments

I really should have rewatched S1 of House of the Dragon first. 😵‍💫

submitted 251 days ago • 0 comments

Finally started Ted Lasso S3 bc I’m burnt out on SVU and dang there’s some bad accents on there (I can even tell as an American).

submitted 263 days ago • 1 comment

A British show I watch just had an American character say “I grew up on a council estate” and “you are a posh public schoolboy.”

submitted 275 days ago • 0 comments

In a pasta emergency I bought Ragu at a gas station…my kids said it’s the best spaghetti I’ve ever made. 😭

submitted 278 days ago • 0 comments

Life hack for women over 40? Try a machete.

submitted 285 days ago • 6 comments

SVU Season 15 is simply unbelievable. Absolutely perfect.

submitted 283 days ago • 1 comment

This is the maddest I’ve ever been.

submitted 303 days ago • 0 comments

SVU is my Battlestar Galactica.

submitted 305 days ago • 0 comments

I am seriously floored on the famous actors on SVU. Is this the American The Bill?!?!!!

submitted 305 days ago • 1 comment

I accidentally started watching the L&O SVU marathon (which I have never seen because it looked so stupid) when it came on after soccer and, well, 4 hours later…

submitted 314 days ago • 1 comment

I only use pet names in moments of frustration and/or emphasis

submitted 316 days ago • 0 comments

I pretended to be dead to see what my cat would do and she immediately bit off one of my earlobes.

submitted 318 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 320 days ago • 1 comment

I lightly toasted my retinas and also my brain feels broken?

submitted 320 days ago • 0 comments

JUDY DENCH AND MARK RYLANCE ARE GRAPPLING ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDD JUDY HAS TOSSED MARK 40 FT OFF THE TOP OF THE HELL IN A CELL THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE JUDY HAS TURNED MARK INTO HUMAN RUBBLE

submitted 337 days ago • 0 comments

In a weird mood where I’ll be melancholy about anything—but especially the fact that I can’t have full-scale & thunder-free controlled lightning as indoor décor. 😕

submitted 339 days ago • 2 comments

kate middleton should tweet out a bracket now

submitted 342 days ago • 7 comments

The new Lindsay Lohan movie is a perfect film.

submitted 343 days ago • 1 comment

Missed Connection: I was eating a rotisserie chicken alone in the dark, you opened the wrong storage closet door and saw my Lemon Pepper smeared face, but you looked lovely lit by fluorescents in the hallway

submitted 352 days ago • 0 comments

[making small talk with a group of new writers] so what are you guys into apart from trauma

submitted 352 days ago • 0 comments

Ahh I see it's Friday and I once against n have to put in the effort to be interested in some arbitrary piece of reality.

submitted 352 days ago • 0 comments

really did not expect to find quite so many truly delightful turns of phrase in an article about the difficulties of pants. (this is a gift link so you can all enjoy)

submitted 353 days ago • 2 comments

Why did no one tell me that there's a Little Debbie park in Tennessee??

submitted 353 days ago • 46 comments

Microplastics contain all the nutritional value of fully mature plastics, concentrated into a smaller and more tender product

submitted 353 days ago • 5 comments

So wait you're telling me that France has a right to abortion enshrined in their constitution AND baguettes?

submitted 355 days ago • 1 comment