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Adrift in the Pacific Northwest. Watching my trees grow.
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Why weren’t those power generators not disguised or camouflaged on the 6th planet of the Hoth system. Surely, with the technology the Rebels had they could have masked the energy emissions of their generators.

Just one vowel change in a name can make the richest man in the world to the funniest guy in the 1960’s. Bezos ——>Bozos. 😝

California quail back again with his mate (around hiding) visiting (been here several months). They have to avoid the neighbors vicious cat who kills birds and field mice.

I don’t think anyone will be happy until all humans are gone.

I gotta ask, do we even know the Iranians had anything in the bombed out underground bunkers? It’s like bombing the Giza pyramids, they still don’t know what’s there.

Now, I am become death, destroyer of tall grass.

A good burp is very satisfying. Yes indeedy.

So when are they going to be able to grow a micro chip into people with built in gps, WiFi or satellite? I can’t wait forever! I mean when I was little, we had tv dinners, then men landed on the moon.

That boy in the White House needs to be taken out to the woodshed and have some sense whacked into him.

The US Navy is going to rename a ship. No reason, but it was named after a former San Francisco city supervisor who was murdered and LGBT. Traditionally, renaming a ship is considered bad luck.

From twatter days onward, I’ve always felt bad about #FFs and Starterpacks, because it’s impossible to include everyone, and someone always feels left out. So here’s my Starter Pack: everyone who I follow, and everyone who follows me, and all the caring and fun people of Bsky. You’re all fantastic.

Now that a squirrel has moved into my yard, he’s been burying acorns and I’ve been finding new oak seedlings sprouting up all over the place. Do you think he has Alzheimer’s?

The best thing about ageing is remembering your mistakes in far less detail.

Almost broke my neck shaving my pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=MQ-6... the weekend is coming, time for some R.L. Burnside.

A Harry Potter reboot. I think a Harry Potter-Callahan would be even better. “Did he use 5 spells or 4? Feeling lucky, punk? Make my day!”

In space, no one can hear you scream. Apparently, they can’t hear you burp either. Because of no gravity, you can’t burp in space.

So, dye my hair blonde, declare the world is my oyster, talk a stupid stuff. Declare North Korea as the 51st state. They have no minerals, but got a lot of dirt. We could sell the dirt to Saudi Arabia. Seems plausible 🤷🏽‍♂️

After 30 years, I trimmed this Douglas Fir lower branches off of the ground and discovered that the Nootka Roses were still there, but very leggy. This is the second blossom this year.

This is early. Ripe wild strawberries in my yard. Everything is early this year.

A reach around.

People get brave and mean, hiding behind keyboards, brave or mean enough to say things to others that they'd never say in public or even in private. So, before you attack someone's situation that they cannot change. Think! Cancer isn't a joke or a repayment; it's sad and devastating.