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gonna post a picture of my cat when i get home. look forward to that

i don't know

—MEANWHILE AT THE COUNCIL OF GAZOO— GAZOO: we've got a problem ZAGOO: fucking hell. what is it? GOOZA: out with it, gazoo GAZOO: Zooga is out there, causing wish-harm ZAGOO: what can we do about this? GAZOO: we must hope the dunders are strong enough to resist the urge to wish. i'll contact stanley

i wonder how many of the 1 in 8 men thought "i guess maybe she'll double fault on a serve"

A single dealership claimed to have sold 1200 cars in three days, which means that if it was open for 10 hours day, they sold a car every 90 seconds

girlfriend pointed out that nova scotia skip Owen Purcell is basically the curling equivalent of Kip Dynamite

found my old phone, with a pretty damning notes app piece in there

nothing like a donut from quality dairy to shake off those thursday blues

the baby witches have hexed the moon

@techconnectify.bsky.social i did the "monochromatic red light on the whiteboard" trick you did for your RGB video today for my students. it was a big hit.

i saw a lot of democrats got on tv tonight! hope they got someone to tape it for them. very cool

oh god. oh no. we are farther from the release of jon bois's video about the bodybuilding "days in a week" thread than the video was from the thread when it came out. youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4?...

the "milk in a mountain dew bottle" sketch from the birthday boys should be as famous and as beloved as the top 10% of i think you should leave sketches

playing a flute for a crazy dog thing i hatched from an egg and then flying around in its mouth

i don't know

PHYLLIS: i want to go home CREED: don't let the door hit you on the way out PHYLLIS: captain... CREED: hit the road jack DWIGHT: you heard the man PHYLLIS: i'm not trying to start anything DWIGHT: then what's the problem? PHYLLIS: i miss my home, doesn't everyone? RYAN: hell no! ANDY: hell no!

i got the trans rights reign

"Mitch's Tiki Hut" is live! we're back making the Port Au Prince, a drink that uses some real fun rum. You should tune in, since we are doing game show games afterwards. twitch.tv/howintensive

this graph sucks as much as it's insulting to trans people. what does the area below the x axis represent? negative consequentiality?

stream today!!!!!! wow wow wow

what the f**k!!

This is the best discord notification I’ve ever seen

📣 We're going to do a ONE HOUR BOYCOTT of AMAZON 😷 No one buy anything from Amazon for the next hour! 💵🚫⏲️ If you need anything just go to Whole Foods! 🛒🌭🥨🍖🥦

they're talking about david lynch movies in the front section of the sloppy boys audience. feel the anticipation

SATURDAY. "Mitch's Tiki Hut" is finally back after a long winter's nap. we're making the Port Au Prince, using a cool Haitian rum i got. you should tune in

had a very Lansing experience at quality dairy, where i got a paczki and the verve pipe was playing

just went to mcdonald’s. I made a new year’s resolution to try to eat at mcdonald’s more often. with all the combos and meal deals they have on offer these days, it seems irresponsible not to

I wish more people knew about the 1920s Klan because they—perhaps more than European fascists—are the model for Trumpism. This is a good summary and a nice reminder that they do a lot of damage, but in the end, fascists always lose.

turning into a Birthday Month Guy when i'm 33

i've been calling her "Billy Eyelash" this whole time. 🙄

libs leaving X when the nazism became explicit and coming here to squawk 'vote blue no matter who' at everyone reminds me of that "the essence of being a leftist is getting scolded for being right too early" tweet

i know it's a bit late, but Mitch's Top Video Game Character is... Slink, the slinky from animal well. i love you slink

The creepy fixation on two Jewish kids' red hair, paired with indifference to the thousands of dark-haired Palestinian children who have been killed in the same conflict, strikes me as straightforwardly racist.

"Keep you're friends and enemy's closer" - Machiavelli, The Art Off War

oh my god

boo has gone viral

Sure looks like Google News caught the Latin Times using a large language model to write an article picking up on my latest report

hi boo