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this is a FUNKOPOP-FREE ZONE! check out "Mitch's Tiki Hut" on twitch.
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could you cook an entire cup of rice and eat it in one sitting for 5 million dollars? the catch: you're allowed to call the fire department as many times as you want, but $10 will be subtracted from your winnings each time you do unless you dial them by accident or just want to ask them a question

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having a delightful treat

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stream is still going!! and in about a half hour we are going to do a LIVE LOOK IN at my porch's awful lighting

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"Mitch's Tiki Hut" is live!!! today we're making a wacky zombie recipe, along with a special dollar store find :^) stream will also be featuring NEW LIGHTING then game show games and stuff. tune in here: twitch.tv/howintensive

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🚨🚨 URGENT STREAM ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨 PLEASE WATCH AND INFORM YOUR LOVED ONES ❤️

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stream today! Woweee

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Probably the silliest thing I’ve ever drawn/most fun I’ve had working on something - my entry for @gooffkings.bsky.social portrait night

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im seeing the movie with my friend wall

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seeing st*r w*rs episode three

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TOMORROW- "Mitch's Tiki Hut" is back as we ring in the start of Tiki Season! We're making the 1956 Zombie, allegedly served at Don The Beachcombers at that time. The recipe is a bit odd though. There will of course be talk about the legendary two-drink maximum and ranting about outdoor lighting.

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THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HERE

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going to my landlord's office to complain about the new floodlights

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slotkin is gonna reclassify as a republican in the next 15 years

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wrote about my fear of my mother being radicalized by the algorithm on my patreon www.patreon.com/posts/127324...

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tiki porch is ruined. landlord switched out the warm floodlights with the harshest fuckin white leds imaginable. i'm so pissed off. first two photos- pics from last year. third photo- what my porch looks like right now at 9pm in april

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tiki porch is open. featuring boo

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great job, curling world

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she's a baby

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at a tiki bar

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🐾 I’m off to commit the sin of empathy.

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oh great now the lady from nailin palin doesn't look like her anymore

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Sir it seems that our strategy of replacing all of the professional government employees and experts with internet trolls and sex offenders is not going as well as expected

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the sign outside panchos taqueria should say "sope for takeout"

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the sign outside bazonzoes should say "dope for takeout"

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i sure hope the sign didn't say "POPE FOR TAKEOUT" this morning before the wind or else they're gonna have a whole lot of explaining to do!!

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it sure is windy today in lansing! one interesting thing i saw was this subway sign that normally says "OPEN FOR TAKEOUT" but now it says "OPE FOR TAKEOUT." the wind must have blown the dang N right off the sign! honestly, i think they should keep it that way, since midwestern people say ope a lot

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going to judgily describe everything everyone does for the next couple of weeks as "popeless behaviour"

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mr president your fried

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Here are some twitter screenshots I took in real time as the Kick 6 happened. Enjoy.

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although atheists do not believe in the resurrection of jesus christ, surveys show that 90% of atheists do believe that the easter bunny is a real rabbit who distributes eggs and candy to children. you might not agree with them but please remember that everyone’s beliefs should be respected

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it will be interesting to find out who will win

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