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What if Nadler is just Lander hiding in an anagram

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Exeter, pursued by a bear

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What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life? (1776 twofer)

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Why am I reminded of the rebel base on Yavin IV?

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What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

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The French: We carry around baguettes because we love ze bread. Jews: This is the bread we burn, this is the bread of our affliction, and this is the bread we cover because it's jealous of wine.

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Accidentally used the same slice of bread as both the top slice and the bottom slice in the same sandwich and now I'm under arrest for making a non-euclidian hypersandwich

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Concurrently terrifying and erotic Goodnight

submitted 6 days ago • 112 comments

Shoutout to the waitress who served her holy water

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This is the last thing the BBC needs

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I’m game. We’ll see who rusts first!

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So after terrorizing communities and ripping families apart with ICE raids at farms and restaurants, DHS is suddenly “pausing” because of labor gaps? Wild how the war on undocumented immigrants stops the second your rosé doesn’t pour itself and your salad’s missing veggies.

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👏👏👏

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Illustrated by Clement Herd

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They’re arresting the wrong people. The criminals are in the White House.

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FOR IDRIS ELBA (Palindrome) Able sir, did nobody fit recognise it ties in? Go, certify — do Bond, Idris Elba!

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said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young." "Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen."

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I don’t post anything about my personal life online, but I will lift the curtain a tiny bit in celebration. Hubbitspouse and I have been married 34 years today. 🎉

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Busted by a biscuit. Nabbed by a ‘Nob.

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Q: How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? A: Ask them to pronounce the word 'unionized.'

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Hell, they’ve put the entire damn country and most of the rest of the world in trauma.

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GOP, 2010: OBAMACARE WILL EMPANEL DEATH PANELS TO KILL GRANDMA GOP, 2025: Fuck Grandma, Medicare and Medicaid are history

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