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"What the U.S. is doing now is not reform. It is rejecting the very system it created." - Singapore's Prime Minister Lawrence Wong (April 8, 2025)

How many brokers do y’all think they will have to scrape off the NYC sidewalk on Monday?

Orange Monday is going to be a bloodbath

55% CANADA 55% FRANCE 55% MEXICO 55% PERU 55% GERMANY 55% SPAIN

Switch Tuah game on that thang

Corey Booker is showing more leadership than Schumer and Jeffries combined.

A Pokémon game that doesn’t run like shit

There’s no reasonable anti-woke faction, it’s all groyphers all way down, if you’re a centrist your best bet is arming the moderate woke factions.

They are arresting people on the streets, terminating their visas, and disappearing them for writing things they disagree with. This is where we are. Two months in. Right now. If you think they won’t begin coming after citizens soon, you are mistaken.

A competent opposition party would be pouncing on military operations being leaked over text message.

once you actually internalize that society is fake and we just made everything up and none of this is real other than the "realness" people have placed upon it, it's insane that anyone thought any of this would work in the first place

I would rather be a traitor than a fascist

Is he fucking retarded?

If your name is Mario you have the opportunity to make the funniest headline of all time.

primary every single one on this list

More like Cuck Schumer am I right?

chuck schumer needs to go. the democratic party leadership is useless. they are not opposition, they are complicit. if you care at all about this country or anyone in it, you NEED to vote against this bill

how you respond to the illegal kidnapping of a lawful permanent resident is a pretty good litmus test for your politics and principles. do they extend to someone you view as in the out-group? do you actually believe in the whole "disagree with you but will defend your right to speak?"

Sabrina Carpenter seems like the kind of woman who would put her finger in your butt without asking.

The Wiggles just put out a song with Orville Peck about how they’re friends of Dorothy…welcome to the resistance, The Wiggles

Who up fenging their shui?

man he's a perfect synthesis of patrick bateman and gob bluth, isn't he? so perfect that i don't have to say his name for you to know exactly who i'm talking about

Look at my opposition party man I’m getting sent to the labor camps

Trump has done what the liberals never could: unite Canada.

Where are the democrats saying this????

Costco’s $1.50 shaboingboing is the final vanguard of the dollar menu.

America has fucked around, it is now time to find out.

Speak softly big dickly

It’s so over for me once The Bazaar is released on mobile

When one leader is trying to defend his country while the other is trying to sell his out, you get the Trump and Zelenskyy meeting.

Every child who dies of measles is one less future conservative voter.

Denji continues to be the most relatable character in all of manga