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this album is literally perfect

homeboy needs to chill. but same

Me waking up day after going to a wedding and having SEVERAL G&Ts

tearing shit up

Nosering: in. Cowbell: on udders: out. i am forcefully ejected from the mariokart track.

GENGAR IS HUNGY

never cared about either of these features but what's the word on actual themes for the home screen? also an eshop that doesn't take a decade to load

spoiler alert: the person who dies in the white lotus finale is the u.s. dollar

Outdoor cat

another slow day at nintendo life i guess

i need gaitok to ***** my *****. i want to feel his throbbing **** ******* **** ***** **** into my **** ** ***** with his biceps around neck while scream that i'm his little girl and i'd do anything for daddy

This just looks like Sniffies lmao.

Just finished writing my first Substack post, which is entitled, “So My Groomer is a Pornstar, What Now?” This was a tough thing to write and an almost impossible thing to post - but I can’t shrink myself or this experience any more if I was to heal. open.substack.com/pub/pyroov8/...

i know there are more pressing matters but what are the chances we'll have Netflix on Switch 2

more like Switch 2 a new government !! voters.....

my seasonal depression has been cured

as a proud owner of 4 3DS consoles, i'm not thrilled with my favorite console being labelled a prison, but i'm glad more people will get to enjoy it

MARIO KART WORLD

nintendo really lost their marbles huh

yay!!!