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Sometimes, only bacon and sarcasm can keep me from sobbing.

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"It's a little embarrassing that after 45 years of research and study, the best advice I can give people is to be a little kinder to each other." - Aldous Huxley

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Me: I just want to be rich enough to have a golden shower. Friend: whispers quietly in my ear Me: Platinum. Platinum shower.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Kicks last night's underwear out of pants leg Hi, I'm here for my job interview.

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

I'm not certain, but you do look like the type of person who'd send back a steak at dennys

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Me: Ah, Friday, got up on time, ready to go, kids are on their way to school My dog: I frew up

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

I imagine coming out ahead is better than coming out abutt

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Bro, you don't even twist like we did last summer.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Just slammed an energy drink and a glass of wine. My heart is like bitch, what do you want from me.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

Breakfast in bed just means waking up cuddled up to a pizza box.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

This is supposed to be fun and an outlet for people. If you get upset with someone and threaten them and especially their kids, that’s next level shit and maybe get off the internet and seek help. Have a great day.

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

Missed an apostrophe in a shitpost and I am certain that's why it wasn't a banger

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

grape nuts - for those times when you really feel like eating gravel, but like, with some nutrition

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Zebras imply the existence of Zepanties

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hornily driving through town looking for a fuck that someone may have discarded

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Every time someone disagrees with me about anything, I shrug and say, "The cheese stands alone"

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

protests are not riots. protests are not illegal.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

are they at least going to let us know when we can quit our jobs? i’m not trying to work through the downfall of our country

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

You were either a chucks person or a vans person and while we were on some level mortal enemies we could all agree that birkenstocks and socks people were not allowed in our cars

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

cop: do you know why I pulled you over? me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me? cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open

submitted 5 days ago • 92 comments

Happy Father’s Day to all you beautiful folks who take the time to teach children how to handle the world with compassion and insight, how to face adversity with dignity and wisdom, and who teach kids to laugh at themselves and the world. Rock on you sons of bitches. Rock on. 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I'll crochet a hat for your penis idgaf

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

it seems as if every day science takes another giant leap forward

submitted 6 days ago • 41 comments

Live your life so millions of your fellow citizens don't take to the streets to tell you to go fuck yourself on your birthday.

submitted 6 days ago • 26 comments

just made my own simple syrup for the sole purpose of mixing it with fresh lime and gin. I forget how good gimlets are

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

wait they're called skeets? I've been calling them jizzcoms

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Her: What do you do? Him: I'm a data harvester and surveillance capitalist. Her: So a demon? Him: nervously trying to hide his hoofed feet What? Like, naw, girl.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I am become Death, destroyer of format jokes.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Graduated to 2/3 brightness and large font... now if you'll excuse me it's time for my nap

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

I mean, I’m naked and afraid but I’m just in my kitchen

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

this is so nice ❤️ comics we have a job to do. For Steve!!!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

submitted 8 days ago • 569 comments

when i wrote a zine in my youth there was a stretch where i stopped asking bands that i interviewed about their influences and instead just said ‘whats your favourite song on pet sounds?’

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

This dude just drove down the street blasting Creed and I didn't pull him out of his car and pee on him. See, I'm learning self control, guys.

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

Journalists push the “dead Bsky” narrative because we call them out on their role as complicit in everything that’s happening. They’re showing up to a party covered in cow shit and getting mad when people tell them they stink. It’s not that deep

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

“𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕟”⁣ ⁣ ~𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕝𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

RIP Brian Wilson; I saw you once opening for Paul Simon, and the guy sitting next to me was only there for you and seemed in fact to have never heard of Paul Simon, and left after you played. Thank you for teaching me that kind of obsessive fandom was even possible.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking into the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

Our government is such a joke man what do you mean you held a vote on whether or not to say thank you to cops, get a real job

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

submitted 9 days ago • 292 comments