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Acespec حبيبي. Tiny fella. Uneventful. Allegedly makes music. Sobs.
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Dance like a rube who's impressed by everything is watching

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I see I see I see

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

You can't make everyone happy. You're not David Hyde Pierce's performance in Frasier.

submitted 50 days ago • 4 comments

It must be hard for guys with Trypophobia who are also in the gay community. Haha just a little joke for yall. Have a wonderful Wednesday.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

One small kiss for man, One giant smooch for mankind 💋

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think when Dick Van Dyke dies, Pussy Van Faggot will be born like the next Avatar as the sole person to have a name like that?

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes my moustache is like a little mouse on my face Which is great

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.

submitted 105 days ago • 117 comments

Call me Wolverine the way I'm Hugh and I Jack men off.

submitted 423 days ago • 0 comments

Dogs go to Bone College and pay off their student loans by barking at the door and peeing the bed.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Growing up is not feeling the need to bust open a pistachio nut that's fully sealed and moving on.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I think I would be such a good romantic partner. I would diligently kiss every part of my lover like a roomba.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

We all joke. But I really do wish Ayo was Irish :-(

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna eat a gyros for lunch

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Two lovely creatures ✨

submitted 171 days ago • 1 comment

The ratio of men to women should be 1:100 Then me and my boys would be more desirable. And of course none of us would perish in the purge.

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

I bought a gemstone with dark aura and now I no longer heart react all your stories 😈

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

Wish there was a belt for when the love is too big for your heart.

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

Started listening to The Magnetic Fields Why did I not listen to them before Like, I've written songs like this before lmao What am I like???

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

Saying "lore has it that..."when I'm gossiping

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

"Yeah, I'm looking for an apartment. Single, dont own any pets, tall as fuck car. Work in finance"

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

Alexander the great had iPad kid energy

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

Practicing a language in your head is like having a shower argument with someone who really digs your vibe of being able to speak half a sentence.

submitted 247 days ago • 0 comments

Fun arabic trivia: The word for eye in arabic is عين (ayne) sounds like the letter ع. I like that we both have letters that sound like the word for our eyes, respectively. But also عين starts with an ع which is a little cuter. we dropped the ball not spelling it iyes.

submitted 322 days ago • 0 comments

I was eating grapes in work and needed to do something real quick so I held the grape like a cigarette.

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Gilmore Girls is like I'm a boy who likes classical literature Rory: My mum played me The Violent Femmes while I was in utero. I know all their lyrics!

submitted 350 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna make a board game called Risque where you can flash Germany of call Mongolia Daddy

submitted 366 days ago • 0 comments

These days you gotta ask Cotton Eye Joe his pronouns and dietary needs before asking him where did he come from, where did he go.

submitted 368 days ago • 1 comment

Adam and Eve were 69ing the whole time in front of all the woodland creatures. God hated that and that's why salt and sugar look the same.

submitted 381 days ago • 0 comments