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hughjasss.bsky.social
we still need to laugh during these dark times
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Magarita - Not to be mistaken for “Margarita”. This drink is made of DTs piss, lies, and sweat. It even comes with a Cheeto crusted rim.

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I love when my anxiety makes me feel like I’m gonna throw up

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RFKs brain worm has officially devoured his whole brain.

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Every day is like a very long, never been tested before roller coaster ride.

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It’s gardening season: five weeks ago I planted myself on the sofa and I’ve grown considerably.

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Hi, I'm God. Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process. Even Jesus got a hearing.

submitted 52 days ago • 278 comments

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

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Constantly asking if the nightmare is over yet

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If Trump wants to garnish my wages for my student loan debt then i will simply stop working and die.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Does JFK know that Elon is on the spectrum? Or are we just pretending that Elon doesn’t have Asperger’s syndrome?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Each day we are one step closer to getting the orange boy out of the office.

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remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional?

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happy st. paddy’s day 🍀

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Adult hood is probably the worst hood I’ve ever lived in. Very ghetto here.

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MECA: Make Elon Cry Again

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it feels so good to be 0 weeks pregnant

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I miss Obama 😭

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I thought Donald Trump was God's biggest mistake, and I have to admit, I was dead on.

submitted 100 days ago • 2 comments

It’s only three months into this nightmare and I am TIRED.

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The only thing we've learned from history is that we don't learn from history.

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I cannot believe women actually have sex with Elon.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else get mad impulses to do something really weird like launch politicians into the sun or do I need to go to the doctors?

submitted 109 days ago • 7 comments

wake me up when the nightmare is over.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

The amount of times I shake my head and mutter “fucking idiots” under my breath should probably be a world record by now.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

It’s quite hilarious how MAGA believes that their felon of a President is actually “getting rid of corruption in the government”… especially when his entire life is nothing but lies and corruption.

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But Jesus, you are the minority 🤔

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I don’t know why but RFKjr looks like a damn chucky doll to me.

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I know a dumbass when I see one

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Today I am taking control of my emotions. I am choosing anger.

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This makes me want to recreate my X account just to troll Elon.

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

If you are a Trump supporter I'll block you. I'll block your entire friend's list. I'll come to your home, grab your phone, and block myself. I'm very thorough.

submitted 132 days ago • 6 comments

I’m okay with being the villain in your story. You’re the loser in mine 🤭

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

If I get any more politically informed, I may perish

submitted 133 days ago • 10 comments

Thanks for your email. Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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tell me why I took a shot of tequila and instantly have to take a shit

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I'm it-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of American democracy.

submitted 136 days ago • 2 comments

January has been a hell of a year

submitted 136 days ago • 100 comments

may every obstacle in your path be deactivated and destroyed ✨

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Funny how the fearless ‘Alpha’ males are terrified of women’s rights.

submitted 136 days ago • 61 comments

someone breaks into your home while you’re taking a shit… do you wipe first or no?

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ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil

submitted 136 days ago • 134 comments

*opens internet* *closes internet* *jumps off cliff*

submitted 143 days ago • 5 comments

2025 is 2025-ing the fuck out of me

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