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they are gonna change the name of english (the language) to american

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Please stop with the “4 years” cope

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rSMg...

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Apropos of *all this shit*: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

This skweet is paywalled, send me money if you want to read it.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Kelce is a girls name

submitted 392 days ago • 0 comments

Last chance to get the Chiefs as an underdog before bookmakers find out about the conspiracy

submitted 390 days ago • 0 comments

Super Bowl should be once every 4 years at most like olympics and World Cup

submitted 388 days ago • 0 comments

Just realized that in the time it takes to like a racist tweet elon musk will make more than my dad made in his whole life

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

jesus christ he practically missed the ear too

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

God help us all when Elon discovers the existence of Niger (the country)

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Indoor president

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

There’s some simple truths in life: It is what it is Do what you gotta do Say la vee

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

PEI is obviously insufficient to appease trump that’s why I am calling for PEI plus Newfoundland but not Labrador in exchange for 6 months of peace

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I need to quit facebook before I start replying to everything with "this is, no offence, pathetic"

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

how am i supposed to take scientists seriously when they are panicking about pigs catching a bird's flu

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

WOW I never would have guessed the guy who shot the CEO was a disgruntled shareholder who felt the company wasn't denying enough claims

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know what you're talking about, we named her after the character from dharma and greg

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

happy bleak friday everyone - australians

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks I guess but I have serious doubt about these being your "best" regards.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

travis scott is black?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

This hit my weak point for massive damage

submitted 94 days ago • 160 comments

Now the women are even getting mad when I subjectify them

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

SCOOP: American Gladiators to be put in charge of entire US Military.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

why didn't they rig the election this time? i've been wondering that myself and the only explanation that makes sense is that it's part of an even bigger conspiracy

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

They are gonna come out with a disease that only kills unvaxxxed ppl

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Hear me out: the SETH Rogan experience!

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Me watching Biden and Fauci beheaded on live TV: If they confessed I guess they must be guilty

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

You gotta do more than label it fascism you gotta explain why fascism be bad

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

You don’t have to listen to what he says and what they love most about him is how he makes you feel demoralised.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

When I see some of these porn star names I can't help think the parents somehow knew what line of work they'd end up in

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

My latest app is called skip the dishes but for raising children

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I've been not a fan of Tony Hinchcliff since he ripped off norm's shallow grave bit.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Have you guys heard of these fake bear encounter services that wives are using now to test our courage?

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments