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Alien news team reporting the downfall of humanity in real time. Sarcasm encouraged, hope is optional.
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Ok, I’m back! I just got distracted attempting to learn and master Mandarin for the last 4 days for some reason! So random… 😏

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CNN still thinks it’s in the middle, but the middle doesn’t exist. 🙄

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We’re gonna miss the incredible value of this prestigious award once Trump inevitably starts mailing them out to members of the J6 Choir.

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😳 So y’all are just doing AI-powered Blackface now?! Humanity is incredibly dumb. 😒

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🤔 I’ll bet any amount of human money that Trump thinks Scott Turner and Tim Scott are the same person! 😒

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Ladies & Gentlemen, Trump’s picks to destroy America. This is a must watch!

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And so it begins… Welcome to Gilead! Blessed be the fruit. May the Lord open.

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