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Listen Bluesky, I'm not going to verify my email. I'd rather spend the extra 2 seconds clicking not right now for the rest of my life

THE CHIEFS CAN STILL WIN IF GOOFY GOODELL HAS THE COURAGE TO DO HIS JOB!! IF YOU ONLY COUNT LEGAL POINTS THE CHIEFS WON BY 20. GOOFY GOODELL CANT CERTIFY THIS FAKE VICTORY. LOT OF ILLEGAL POINTS. MASSIVE ILLEGAL. CANT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!

I don't think anyone understands how much DFW is depending on the Chiefs right now. We've been through too much lately, we can't survive an Eagles Super Bowl victory. God help us all.

As bittersweet as it will be, I hope he absolutely goes nuclear in LA and wins all the MVPs and championships.

Justin Tucker Allegations Luka Insanity Myles Garrett Trade Demand What a great few days for all of the sickos and perverts out there. Just pure chaos.

I just don't understand why no other teams were approached unless something shady is going on. They should have gotten at least 6 first round picks.

If Nico Harrison didn't wake up this morning with a duffel bag full of cash from whoever bribed him into making this trade, then I just don't get it.

The only thing I can think of is that Nico was in debt to some scary people, and trading Luka to the Lakers for peanuts was somehow the only way to save his life.

WTF are the Mavericks doing??

I actually like all of the coaching hires the Cowboys have made except for the most important one. If we had a real head coach, this is a good staff.

Since Justin Tucker is Catholic, he's expecting to be traded to another team that somehow doesn't know about his past.

The Eagles have a loaded roster. The Chiefs have better offensive and defensive coaching, and maybe the best QB ever. I'm picking the Chiefs.

RFK Jr: "So that was how the alien found out that I wasn't one of them, and they ceased the probing, but I do still have some alien DNA." Senator: "The question was, is this your handwriting?"

If the NFL was rigged for ratings, the Cowboys would definitely have won a few Super Bowls this century.

#1 Symptom of Chiefs Derangement Syndrome: "the NFL is rigged"

Mike has proven that if you have a top-tier roster, he can get you to the playoffs. If you have a top-tier roster and a HOF quarterback, maybe he can win a Super Bowl. So he can do what any coach that isn't terrible can do. Is that desirable?

I'm not surprised McCarthy won't be coaching this year. I am surprised he got the interviews that he did get.

Chiefs Derangement Syndrome numbers are currently spiking and are expected to reach all-time highs over the next 2 weeks. Please practice social distancing to flatten the curve.

I feel bad for a lot of people tonight. Firstly, for Josh Allen, it's got to be killing him to lose to this team again. Secondly, for all the people that hate the Chiefs, because they are such a great team and it's so much more fun to appreciate them.

At least I got one winner right.

I'm officially a massive Chiefs fan. Please don't let the Eagles win.

Feel so bad for Josh Allen

I think he's short

If you or a loved one suffers from Chiefs Derangement Sybdrome, you may be entitled to compensation. Please call 1-800-CRY-MORE

The Bills can say they aren't carrying any baggage all they want, but it sure feels like the Chiefs have a mental edge right now.

Cowboys fan perspective

Can't stand Brady but him saying he's jealous of Nick Foles was funny

Best outcome for the sickos and perverts like me

Refs scolding the Commanders like children lmao

As much as I want the Eagles to go fuck themselves, it's hard not feeling a little proud of Kellen Moore for being successful after getting out from under Jerry Jones.

On the one hand, it sucks to see the Eagles going to the Super Bowl. On the other hand, it's nice to see the Commanders losing.

Jesus Christ Washington

Score predictions: Chiefs- 26 Bills- 24 Commanders- 38 Eagles- 35