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Just a 28yr old 🇳🇴 enjoying some progressive shenanigans
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gonna be honest and say that you still deserve to have your car vandalized if it's a tesla, especially if it's a cybertruck. elon was certifiably crazy before the cybertruck came out. you gotta take the L. your windows gotta get smashed. swastikas need to get spray-painted on your shit regardless

average israeli joke: dead kids 😂

I've got a juicy urger you can come inside

A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years

i hope i'm not just an egirl to u but also a lil loser u'd like to bully👉👈🥹🥰

It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.

Lousy Democrats

The strongest act of resistance the Democrats could do at the State of the Union would be to sit through the whole speech but sometimes frown and shake their heads 💪

The people have spoken

Ok he was absolutely rocking the skirt and cat ears fr

i like how much of the media around luigi lately has been "this guy fucks" but in an angry tone

What's it gonna take for everyone to realize the occupant of the white house is fundamentally anti-American?

Yeah if you’re thinking of vacationing to the US for your own safety please don’t.

Girls aren’t real tho 😭

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touching grass isnt enough i need to have sexual relations with a garden gnome

Just a note: The dodo was doing just fine until we decided to slaughter all of them for no reason. So... maybe not the best thing to say when we know that when they say "identity politics" what they mean is LGBTQ+ people.

Treasonous

I was trying not to doom scroll today but HOLY SHIT.

Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome

this encapsulates what all of this administration is about. they aren’t “accidentally” destroying departments. they are intentionally destroying the government so they can become the government. the only issue they have with the system is they don’t profit from it or control it

It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation. I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

ham and cheese sandwiches are so good what the fuck are in those things

Absolutely fantastic video that I reccommend everyone watch. Algorithms need to go www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...

Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.

my beautiful sexy girlfriend Cass (lesbian) made this and said i could share it with you if I credited her

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

society when right wing parties are just banned

President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.