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humblegoblin.bsky.social
The worst little man.
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I think it would be neat if i had another tank on my team sometimes instead of 1v2'ing hulk and ben by myself every game

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Friendly reminder that the "Fextralife" wikis for games are a scam to get some dude's twitch stream playing on their web pages so he can rake in viewership numbers artificially. I just looked up something for Avowed and while Fandom sites have their issues, I try to avoid Fextralife ones. Also...

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Do we think the hat man and the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home know eachother?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Day 6 of attempting to piss on the sun: i drank half a gallon of bubble blowing fluid obtained from several children's toys that i stole from walmart.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This is like opposing a joint resolution declaring that the Sun sets in the West America doesn’t just look like an idiot here, we look like goddamn Flat Earthers

submitted 3 days ago • 1067 comments

Gunna fuck up my sleep schedule by going home and playing marvel rivals.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The butterfly effect creating the funniest possible thing from the bass Reeves video:

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

blehhh

submitted 13 days ago • 25 comments

Had to make my name smaller so people know I'm just a little guy.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Why the fuck does tuesday keep happening?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

If you find your group getting kettled on a bridge by the cops, i reccomend using a Kamehameha to clear the path.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

braen so empty and clean 🐸💚 [ #digitalart #cuteart #art #artist ]

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Where on earth is that triangle headed hunk at?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I actually kinda hate the entire apocalypse genre, it literally always devolves into "people are selfish and will betray you!". Which is in opposition to literally all known research and records of how humans act in the face of a major catastrophic event.

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submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

TTRPG stands for tabletop rat polycule gang.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

gasps

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

Is there a dating app for finding someone outside america to marry for citizenship to their country? Asking for a friend.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I keep eating batteries but i never feel more energized.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

It's important to make silly little noises when you do anything physical.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Im gunna need 1000 more indie games about killing nazi's.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Helpful!

submitted 34 days ago • 799 comments

Thou hath no knowledge of the number of maidens i hast threshed, thou mother tis among them.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Serve

submitted 39 days ago • 57 comments

New: The right-wing Supreme Court majority is now looking to potentially overturn the Affordable Care Act’s policy that makes cancer screenings, heart statins, and HIV prevention free.

submitted 43 days ago • 1609 comments

Sacrifice (1/3)

submitted 41 days ago • 24 comments

Currently the largest export in america is male audacity.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I have done one (1) social interaction, time for a nap 😴

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

best friend just gifted me the greatest shirt

submitted 46 days ago • 8 comments

I worry we are soon going to enter an era where the social level patriarchy is shaped by the relationship young men have with AI chatbot girlfriends. The already paper thin societal norms of decorum and respect are going to be peeled away by familiarity with abuse of these AI. I worry about that..

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

1 more sleep till the butt lady gets added.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Comparing yourself to others is not a healthy habit, unless you're comparing yourself to someone who sucks in which case you'll feel great.

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

the ultimate betrayal

submitted 48 days ago • 76 comments

Getting yiiked out of my mind.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Just learned that the blue dog won the race for the first time in 25 years, so proud of my boy.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I got screwed out of boba 2 days in a row, my anguish is fathomless.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I make sure to restart my phone at least once a week, and then i forget to restart my laptop for a month...

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Took a few days off of social media over the holidays but I wanted to come share this AMAZING pokémon gift the wife got me LOOK AT IT 😍

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

Please stop hiding bots in online games, if i wanted to play against bots i'd queue for that.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Dating is hard because what if I meet a nice girl but she doesn’t appreciate the artistry of Fish of the Week?

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Why the fuck is it tuesday? Who did this?

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

My goal is to be unhinged to a degree that training an AI on my data is impossible.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

submitted 57 days ago • 607 comments