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hundreddollarman.bsky.social
49ers fan, longtime Bay Area resident now living in the PNW. Still trying to finish the story. (I don't know what the story is.)
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MFW I go to Facetime my mom and of course she's at the Indian casino with my dad

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>Be me >Forgot there's a WWE event >Fire up Peacock app to tune in >Just in time for CENA WINS LOL

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Chuck Schumer would never

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I spent $40 for mac and cheese (with bacon!) and a pint of Guinness — plus tip — yesterday and I’m still in sticker shock.

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Everything She Wants Freedom ’90

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Days since a 49er player got arrested - 0. Reset the clock! www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/49e...

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If you ever made lunch and by that I mean “toasted some Pop-Tarts and cracked open a beer,” go ahead and hit that “Follow” button.

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NBA reddit on draft night when a hot mom is spotted is unhinged 😂

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Hmmmmmmmm | Denis Villeneuve to Direct James Bond Film at Amazon variety.com/2025/film/ne...

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Aaron Rodgers: I'm pretty sure this will be my last NFL season. Everyone: YOU PROMISE?!?

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Going to start my own CDC and it'll just be saying the opposite of whatever Brainworm Kennedy Jr.'s panel of quacks says.

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Deebo not in Niner red and gold looks cursed @gcacho.bsky.social

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Why would the Democrats' weather machines do this?!?

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Remembered to put my mic on mute during the 2 p.m. news meeting so I can munch on graham crackers in peace. #winning

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CANADA TAKE MY IMMIGRATION APPLICATION I'LL SAY SGA IS MY FAVORITE NBA PLAYER ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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Pizza update: It was... OK.

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Cool: There's leftover pizza in the newsroom. Not cool: It's vegan pizza. Fuck it, we ball: I'm gonna eat it for dinner.

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Today’s edition of the Seattle Times sports section with the NBA Finals

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The theft of the Seattle Sonics can never be forgiven #NBAFinals | The Seattle crowd boos Kevin Owens and Elias into oblivion: Raw, Oct. 1, 2018 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xigd...

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Seattle's basketball fandom died for this. :(

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This postseason is just terrible for Achilles injuries: Dame, Jayson Tatum and now Tyrese Haliburton. Devastating. :(

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I'M SWEATING #NBAFinals

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WAKE UP MARKS GAME 7 OF THE NBA FINALS TODAYYYYY

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FROM SHAMS: Full ESPN story on the Houston Rockets acquiring Kevin Durant in a blockbuster trade that sends Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks, the No. 10 pick in the NBA draft and five second-round picks to the Phoenix Suns:

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CAN THE WORLD AT LEAST SURVIVE UNTIL THE 49ERS WIN THE SUPER BOWL FUCK

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LOL

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Hot War Summer is here

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Bro I wanted a quiet workday what the hell. (I mean, as a newsman, I always want a quiet workday.)

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June 21, 1988: CBS Sports' intro for Game 7 of the NBA Finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Detroit Pistons.

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What if we kissed by the human centipede bench? 😍🙈

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Please enjoy payday responsibly

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Let’s get it done Luka! 🙏 #Lakers

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JD Vance on Bluesky (2025, colorized)

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Can't listen to my "Summer jams" playlist because it sure don't feel like summer. This planet can't global-warm fast enough. /s

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