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Poly, vers, cat and puppy dad pretending to get into trouble but actually playing Mini Metro
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High contrast, low stakes

"Hark, a-light divine on this the first day, a cock croweth, it is heavy." Ecclesiastes 3:15

Hit my glasses (see if you can spot it)

"Every day is fat cock Friday in my opinion" -- Goneril, Act III, scene iv, King Lear

Definitely this one

I used Clearsky once and saw I was on a blocklist for accounts that just post selfies so this one's for you.

None of my partners care about Valentine's Day and since this app is mostly just for me to bear face without trousers 2-3 times a week, I can't post a cute picture of us. So here's a completely accurate depiction of my hubs and bf. 💚💛🩶

FCF ft. Bushiestness

Snow, my nemesis 🥶

"I love a soaped up man in a shower" -- Mamie Eisenhower

"You'll never look sexier than in a gym mirror" -- Aristophanes

TBT ft. lockdown weight set made from pie pans and cement

Wayback Wednesday ft. Band Trip

Time for my annual re-read

But it's Alanis Morisette's version of 🎵 My Humps

24h Tuesday

Share a pic with your cock popping out

Suiterday

The dadbod is bodding to the dad today

Or this

Wayback Wednesday ft. Humps

Incept this

Soft sideways Sunday

Got the angle wrong on this humpday art

Day 4 of attempting to speak Engineer let's goooooo

A la @pupnectar.bsky.social corporate cub nub

This hotel lighting is quite aggressive and giving Virgin Atlantic vibes

Froback FCF

Took me by surprise Tuesday