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I write about music, comedy, sports and pop culture (email [email protected]). Currently working retail after a long absence. Genderqueer. Autistic. "Newly human and strangely literal." Pic is a much younger and cuter me.
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The biggest advantage a conman has is the human impulse to refuse to accept that one has been conned.

It feels like about 10% of all jokes in the 90s had a punchline involving prison rape and the people who thought that was awesome and want to go back are now fully in charge of everything.

I've long said that people are sentenced to judicial rape when sentenced to prison or jail. Most people are ok with this.

Gonna be the asshole to point out the most intense resistance outside of the Beltway is coming from our most offline Americans - old people who go to town halls.

News in 2025 is such that we're heading towards a "Pope Dead, Story On Page 4" situation

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

A lot of folks who call themselves trans allies would turn on the whole community if a not-conventionally-attractive trans person told them to go fuck themselves.

Finally a pair of sneakers designed for living through an airborne toxic event.

I feel like a lot of very normie very moderate liberals prefer AOC to most other congressional Dems and there’s something there, something to build on.

This is one of the big things I am thinking about at this moment: how the place where we were is because when it came to equality, white America always went just far enough to feel good about themselves, but never far enough to feel good about other people.

For truly insane reasons and because it was the late 1980s, I was somehow permitted to watch The Shining as an eight-year-old and it imprinted forever

More often than you think, in fact.

The world's most famous Gong fan.

it’s so funny to be like “we don’t need diverse spies”

Yesterday I finally sat down and watched the "Twin Peaks Explained Really" guy's "Mulholland Drive" video and uh... it's really bad. Say what you will about the TP essay, he builds a compelling case. For "Mulholland Drive" it's pretty much "Source? Just trust me bro."

"Also stream new releases from Tate McRae, Nao, Baths, Pissgrave, Anxious, and Eem Triplin" Yep, I've hit the age where Pitchfork headlines are gibberish. I'm fully in my 40s.

Sorry to hear we have lost the wonderful, prolific actor Peter Jason. Loved him as Con Stapleton the camp Sheriff of Deadwood who could be bought for half a can of bacon grease.

If the USA had won he would have 100% said that it was because of him. With that in mind, it stands to reason that we can blame him for the loss.

Yes, that’s real.

You know we're in unprecedented times when a significant portion of the US population was happy that the national team lost.

Hell yeah!

Still thinking about what Mulholland Drive would have been like if it had been picked up as a series as originally intended. I've always assumed that some of his ideas for future plotlines were incorporated into "Inland Empire" (and to a lesser degree "The Return")

*blasts Evelyn "Champagne" King's "Love Come Down"*

I've been thinking about this a lot. I think that in a very real way, Elon has been playing up being a supervillain. Like he's literally taking cues from comic books. I genuinely think that's what's happening here.

That’s win #40. 23-6 on the road. 24 threes. Big bench contributions.

has a single mainstream journalist acknowledged that it was a massive media failure to treat project 2025 as a closed issue just bc trump lied a couple of times about not supporting it

ah man, another great "that guy" lost bloody-disgusting.com/news/3855565...

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

I cannot tell you how big a deal it was to me to see funny women carrying and creating their own characters on SNL. When most of my favorite comedy groups had no women, just guys, it has been a joy to see Cheri, Molly, Maya, Anna, Kate, Sarah, Kristen, Ego, Amy, Tina and the rest own the show.

If you’re wondering why I declined to talk to the NYTimes, then you haven’t been following my account for very long. They bear a direct responsibility for the current situation we find ourselves in, and I responded by laying out my position and that I would only talk to @jamellebouie.net

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

was having a bit of a freak out but then i looked at this image and a peaceful stillness washed over my soul... thank you gary

Weren’t expecting this one, were you?

no but fr, i think it’s ACTUALLY time to get that lowtax pool going