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huntwork.bsky.social
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I seem to have a lifetime supply of bubblegum.
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So, is there a Misterssippi? <wiggles eyebrows>

Movies that you've watched more than six times, gifs only

The song Suddenly Last Summer is pretty languid for a description of something sudden

The wolves are at the door, Your contactless delivery of wolves has arrived!

Your outie enjoys pop culture references

I sing the waistband elastic.

I don’t often feel rage. That said, I’ve been getting pretty damn close, watching one of the few truly warrior like heroes in the world of leadership…Zelensky…being rat fucked by two of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

"In life there are no big whoops. Just a series of small, agonizing whoops." ~ Linda Richman

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is not a dictator. He is a champion of democracy, freedom and truth.

President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.

I call it X because when it comes to names, genders, and pronouns, I defer to a body's owner how it would like to be called.

Too hot to globetrot

No matter how many times you listen to the song, it never answers WHY Carly Simon was so vain

"You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH!" ~ George Frederic Handel

Be kind to gladiators, for you never know what kind of inner battle they may be fighting in addition to their conspicuous outer battles

I feel like @eve6.bsky.social should have made the Babe Ruth gesture before hitting "post" on this

Eine kleine Nachtpizza

Roses are rose Violets are violet Both of their names Are literally colors

Another Valentine's Day spent alone, while my partner pounds on the bathroom door

Roses are red Except when they aren't Hai-KU!

Hey Jude I saw you nude You can't fake it I saw you naked

whoever keeps screaming "oh god fuck me Aquaman" needs to keep it down because my wife is trying to take a bath

Stealing the Oval Office spotlight while your 4 year old tells the President to shut up is nasty work 🤣🤣🤣

Inside you are two Wolveroni

Look at this shit

The Speculous Spider Man - with little cookie bits in

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Inside of me wolves and antiwolves are spawning and blinking out of existence many trillions of times a day

My thing with Clue is, if there are straightup SIX people who all seem equally likely to have killed a guy while surrounded by potential witnesses, then maybe whoever took out Mr. Body was doing the world a favor. Dude must've been a monster.