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I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I seem to have a lifetime supply of bubblegum.
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You're telling me my pop corned this shrimp?

And Ace Frehley, Casey Kasem, and Prokofiev. (It's my birthday too so I know these things)

I would say it was for her pimp, but that would be insulting to sex workers!

You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.

My new motto

"From where *I'm* sitting, it should be called a MACROscope. That eyeball is huge!" ~ A Paramecium

at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery

JOHN DONNE: ... send not to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee. ME: yes but my question was are you going to finish those fries

I bet EVERY castle is a bouncy castle if you're a racquetball

Um, the bag totes for thee

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This, from the Holocaust Memorial Museum.

NY Times actually used “lie” in a headline

The Fonz tho

To be fair, TO BE FAIR. I do think Kamala would have done the same tariffs.

The Sisterhood Of The "You Never Take Me Anywhere" Pants

I have begun to suspect we are living in a simulation of total bullshit

TRUMP: <ruins everything for the umpteenth time> ANONYMOUS: This is your final warning...

all that money was woke, you see

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

An evening of comedy tickets!

I feel so vindicated, never getting involved with the stock market. For example, my wife invested a bunch of our shared retirement money and she's FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW! Ha ha, what a loser.

Ghost Rider rides a motorcycle, not a ghost

Gonna tell my kids this was Fleetwood Mac

My father once said, "I find myself wishing I could go back. Not to change the past, but to savor it." The way you feel about your lost 20s now is the same way you will feel about your lost 40s when you are 60. Try to enjoy your 40s and *remember* that you enjoyed them to avoid future regrets.

One small step news orgs could take is to start using "harm" instead of "impact" if all the impacts expected are bad.

It's as if the Watergate burglars had a group text and accidentally looped in Woodward and Bernstein

I bet the tariffs have made The Price is Right way harder. That yodeling mountain guy is totally fucked

What if your name *was* F. Mary Kill?