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31. All the way left. Mental Health Advocate. Mario Party Destroyer. Bob's Burgers Fanatic. #pinksky
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HELP I FORGOT HOW MUCH THE FIRST EPISODE MAKES MY STOMACH TURN

Time to rewatch Black Mirror!

Never forget that this is who you're up against, now given full access to dismantle federal agencies, despite it being completely illegal. #2ndAmendment

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Ugh yes

wow

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has invited all of the pardoned January 6th rioters on a guided tour of the U.S. Capitol.

Portland Christian Nationalist Julie Turcol and her Proud Boy collaborating boyfriend Chris Reyes met up with the Proud Boy march in DC today, holding a "Free Our Patriots / Justice for J6" banner. Both Turcol & Reyes have been in the thick of far-right intimidation efforts around PDX.

Tonight in DC, Trump invited Elon Musk on stage during his speech, but he did NOT invite JD Vance. As we’ve been saying, it’s President-elect Musk and Vice President-elect Trump.

Thank you Joe Biden. Pass it on.

Trump spent his first term using the presidency to benefit himself. But this is an astounding level of corruption. He is now blatantly using the Presidency to enrich himself by billions of dollars. This was never about you or this country. It’s about him and his bank account.

Yes indeed. Here we go. Trump STARTED the Tik Tok ban, now he’s going to profit off it. It’s overt corruption. This is what America voted for.

The next four years are going to be difficult, but we are the resistance. I am not just going to give you news, I am going to share with you how we are going to hold MAGA accountable. Stay strong. We got this.

Marylanders aren't distracted by Donald Trump's TikTok charade. He is playing savior because he has no plans to lower the cost of groceries or protect your healthcare. Don't let him get away with it.

The TikTok ban feels nothing more than like a stunt. Playing with the livelihoods of 170 million Americans was never the answer. My thoughts in this special, mid-day newsletter. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

So sad

About to read a bunch of dystopian novels and see how close we compare to them at this point 🫠🫠🫠

"Dear Lord Santa" - Tina Belcher

NW: Christmas with the Kranks

This is such a chill social media platform, and I love it

While legacy media focuses on the umpeenth Hunter Biden story, they ignore that Republicans are *right now* trying to overturn the election in North Carolina by challenging 60,000 votes in the state Supreme Court race won by Democrat Allison Riggs. I discuss with @marcelias.bsky.social:

A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.

bring silly bandz back

Still thinking about how Hugh Jackman was in my top 5 artists on Spotify wrapped a few years back

This will mean higher gas prices, higher alcohol prices, higher food prices, higher building prices, higher car prices, higher pharmaceutical prices, etc. Trump is about to teach Americans who *actually* pays for tariffs (the consumers do).

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸

So let me get this straight. If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check. But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't? Got it.

Really never thought I'd be on the Wiggles side of tiktok, but here I am

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

The man who knew nothing about Project 2025 is literally staffing his Administration with Project 2025 authors.

I miss #KamalaHarris and #TimWalz Their jokes, the joy, the "mind your own damm business" comments. Just realized I miss it. #Resistance #FBR

LMAOOOOO

Guys. Trump just called me and asked me to be his head orphan child, because in elementary school I was in the play Annie

Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day. Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.

I'm happy to announce the 2nd Stardew Valley concert tour... Stardew Valley: Symphony of Seasons. This tour will features a larger orchestra, a different musical program, and more visual features. Please check the website for more info! stardewvalleyconcert.com

Somehow, I am on the "shitting your pants during a marathon" side of tiktok. Like, i feel for them so bad. But it is also kinda hilarious 😂

Where did JD Vance go?

It's so hard to watch true crime shows being very much an empath.

Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me. I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc

stardew valley grind so i can dissociate from reality 🥰