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Haggard with bangs. Certified Szbornak/Briscoe head. Formerly Brooklyn Based, coping in Queens.
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statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be

submitted 9 days ago • 61 comments

I do feel like a big problem is if you asked either Trump or Elon what their favorite book is you’d get an answer that’s clearly them bullshitting because they haven’t read a book in a decade

submitted 10 days ago • 25 comments

It is notable that Big Law is completely absent from the legal fights to protect democracy. In 2017, they bragged about their pro bono work for the resistance. Now, they are silent -presumably cowering in fear of Trump and Musk. Support the non-profit law orgs and small firms doing this hard work.

submitted 16 days ago • 189 comments

Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo

submitted 17 days ago • 362 comments

Despite Trump claiming Head Start funds were unfrozen, it looks like the real president — Elon Musk — was illegally blocking them anyway. Musk claims to be a pro-natalist. This move exposes the lie. LIke all "natalists," he's just a misogynist. www.salon.com/2025/02/06/e...

submitted 17 days ago • 23 comments

see this is what happens when you pretend to be religious but don't actually know how the story ends

submitted 20 days ago • 108 comments

A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼

submitted 22 days ago • 920 comments

I'm struck by the near-total failure of leadership across civil society, in a country that fetishizes the concept. Whole sections of leadership books at every bookstore. Named, endowed "leadership" institutes and curricula across higher ed. Awards and special recognition for "leaders." AND YET

submitted 23 days ago • 186 comments

Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be

submitted 22 days ago • 200 comments

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

submitted 25 days ago • 3793 comments

Quit posting his fucking face.

submitted 26 days ago • 7 comments

Unfortunately for work reasons I’ve had to spend time this week wading through Trump’s DEI executive orders and it is just infuriating to see stuff like this sitting there, unchecked. He really can just say WHATEVER I guess?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The whole "woke" and "cancel culture" discourse really boiled down to "I was asked to be a slightly better person, and I just couldn't do it."

submitted 38 days ago • 18 comments

every tech company in 2025

submitted 53 days ago • 75 comments

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

submitted 72 days ago • 887 comments

hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding

submitted 79 days ago • 192 comments

You'll never forget the first time you got a big mouthful of your mom's bitter, waxy baking chocolate like a greedy little fuck.

submitted 79 days ago • 8 comments

it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86

submitted 82 days ago • 83 comments

i see your cybertruck at hooters and raise you cybertruck at family court

submitted 94 days ago • 122 comments

If I had a nickel for every time someone greeted me with “yerrr”… just classic NYC stuff right here

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

I have 4 hours to spare, think I'll eat a pomegranate.

submitted 93 days ago • 54 comments

nothing hates being inside you more than corn

submitted 93 days ago • 22 comments

Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "

submitted 102 days ago • 410 comments