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lol this putt is the exact length to drive everyone crazy

LOOOOOL he yelled that shit onto the green

completely had no idea the Masters was happening for the first time in...decades? turned it on just in time for that Rory shot. knowing Rory, he'll go +7 on the last few holes

the Sky Ferreira closing-credits track from Babygirl is my song of the summer (that summer being 1997, but now)

You know, back in the day you didn’t get standing ovations simply for breathing at the Oscars. And man, did Cher get a goddamn massive standing screaming crazy-ass ovation when she won. They didn’t even stand for Julia. JULIA!!

today i made the final student loan payment of my life please clap

3 Czech dudes in the Top 30...about 3 years and change ago, there was a week where there weren't any in the Top 100

Life comes at you fast

Alexandra Eala, 2-0 career record vs. the Top 5

i still contend "I Will Follow Him" by Little Peggy March is punk as fuck

digging through old Miami draws and remembering that it used to just be known as "the Lipton" in the 90s, and was very much shaken to the core about how old i am

look here's the thing -- Courtney is a master of all trades, she has been an absolute fount of wisdom and support to me for years (way more than i deserve) and i am very lucky to call her a friend

I know this makes me an A-1 boomer but I would love this stupid phone to have a headphone jack

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind," he thought, on a day where he lost his mind

"dense bean salad is the hottest food trend!!!" oh you mean you finally discovered what the rest of us ate when paying off student loans for 17 years, good for you Jan

we tennis fans are very used to graphics like these LOL

yup

am i allowed to say that Brody was smoking hot in last year's Asteroid City

Adrien Brody being tagged all over Getty as Adam Brody

also this was supposed to be the year that the Academy stopped the run of sweepers...well lol, nope!

"toosh" - Igor

full transparency: i don't know if i'm ever gonna get around to The Substance now

OK MEG'S FIRST NOMINATION WHEN

ok Best Actress what are you gonna throw at us? i can still see Fernanda or Mikey taking it over Demi

meanwhile i just want to say i hope former Project Runway All Stars star Georgina Chapman is living her best life

oh shit Brazil about to go CRAZYYYYY

accidentally tweeted just "trent"

BREAKING: Diane Warren has condemned that nation of France

man y'all really had a golden opportunity to get Diane off your back and you didn't take it? not wise, my friends. not. wise.

hey Coco is at the Oscars we love to see it www.wtatennis.com/news/4226557...

ok Anora is officially NOT Grand Hoteling, and at this point i think Baker going 4-for-4 is more likely than not

i just want one tab open for Oscar winner updates, and for the very first time i miss T*****r