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Have a goal this summer to covertly get rid of at least a bag of my kid’s stuff every week. 2 bags gone so far 😈

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I actually love how bad the Rockies are. This is great. May they never get the 10th win.

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The new 16th Street (Mall) is Coyote Ugly erasure

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Why does someone need to be 28 or older for this scam?

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Tonight as a dinner side I made what I called a “90s salad bar” salad. Two separate people were able to correctly guess the entirety of this salad based on that description alone. Can you?

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Made an absolute banger of a salad for dinner tonight, truly a party in the mouth

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That’s me in the corner That’s me in the spotlight Buying all the boys large basic tshirts at Target because they are $6/ea and somehow fit me better than any other tshirt on all of planet earth

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Did it hurt? When you willingly chose to keep the SharpestRides dot com license plate frame on your 2017 VW Tiguan

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Telling everyone at Costco wearing Rockies gear to take good care of their one, tiny brain cell

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Everyone thank Jake for getting me this beautiful new shirt

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Saw the first miller moth of the season today. Stay tuned here for updates re: how much I fucking hate them.

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Not that I have or will watch any Rockies games but didn’t want to miss the chance this weekend to say: Bae Bae LeBaebae

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I had A Day™️ today and am so ready for a three day weekend that will go by in the blink of an eye, giving me the Sunday scaries for two straight days

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Locked eyes with Trevor Noah at a little bit ago at a location in Seattle. I played it cool by doing a 👀 and turning the other way.

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I am, once again, on my way to Seattle. Do you Twitter OGs remember back when I used to go to Cleveland every month? God that sucked. And it was when the Cavs were good

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To all you fellow Nuggets victims out there

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Not feeling very cash money right now

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It’s almost get up and angrily do laundry o’clock for me

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Unbothered

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I know the Nuggets can’t see it but the weather ticker is throwing everything off

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Alex Caruso: if your big toe played basketball in Oklahoma

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I hope all those OKC fans know they look like they’re waiting around for the Hale-Bopp comet to come by

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The only god I believe in is Aaron Gordon

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Predicting we’re about to see the Russ Revival game, I choose to believe

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Take my hamstrings, I don’t need them

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Gonna wear my AG jersey into Home Depot to buy 10 bags of mulch like the middle aged badass I am

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Hamstrings are trash, OKC is trash, everything is trash

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It’s vacuum the backyard szn

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Walked into Voodoo Donut as a dude stealing the tip jar was running out and that reminded me to have the biweekly “explain E Colfax to Austin” convo

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Have a goal this summer to covertly get rid of at least a bag of my kid’s stuff every week. 2 bags gone so far 😈

I actually love how bad the Rockies are. This is great. May they never get the 10th win.

The new 16th Street (Mall) is Coyote Ugly erasure

Why does someone need to be 28 or older for this scam?

Tonight as a dinner side I made what I called a “90s salad bar” salad. Two separate people were able to correctly guess the entirety of this salad based on that description alone. Can you?

Made an absolute banger of a salad for dinner tonight, truly a party in the mouth

That’s me in the corner That’s me in the spotlight Buying all the boys large basic tshirts at Target because they are $6/ea and somehow fit me better than any other tshirt on all of planet earth

Did it hurt? When you willingly chose to keep the SharpestRides dot com license plate frame on your 2017 VW Tiguan

Telling everyone at Costco wearing Rockies gear to take good care of their one, tiny brain cell

Everyone thank Jake for getting me this beautiful new shirt

Saw the first miller moth of the season today. Stay tuned here for updates re: how much I fucking hate them.

Not that I have or will watch any Rockies games but didn’t want to miss the chance this weekend to say: Bae Bae LeBaebae

I had A Day™️ today and am so ready for a three day weekend that will go by in the blink of an eye, giving me the Sunday scaries for two straight days

Locked eyes with Trevor Noah at a little bit ago at a location in Seattle. I played it cool by doing a 👀 and turning the other way.

I am, once again, on my way to Seattle. Do you Twitter OGs remember back when I used to go to Cleveland every month? God that sucked. And it was when the Cavs were good

To all you fellow Nuggets victims out there

Not feeling very cash money right now

It’s almost get up and angrily do laundry o’clock for me

Unbothered

I know the Nuggets can’t see it but the weather ticker is throwing everything off

Alex Caruso: if your big toe played basketball in Oklahoma

I hope all those OKC fans know they look like they’re waiting around for the Hale-Bopp comet to come by

The only god I believe in is Aaron Gordon

Predicting we’re about to see the Russ Revival game, I choose to believe

Take my hamstrings, I don’t need them

Gonna wear my AG jersey into Home Depot to buy 10 bags of mulch like the middle aged badass I am

Hamstrings are trash, OKC is trash, everything is trash

It’s vacuum the backyard szn

Walked into Voodoo Donut as a dude stealing the tip jar was running out and that reminded me to have the biweekly “explain E Colfax to Austin” convo

I fear that my Alex Caruso insult skeet was missed because of the excitement of the game

Carmy isn’t worried

OKC: “you got any of those second round exits?”

Alex Caruso: if your big toe played basketball in Oklahoma

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online