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husbandalorian.bsky.social
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Liberals are having a surprise musical performance after their victory speech. I swear to god if it's Drake...

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Republicans when Trump wears blue suit to the Pope's funeral when the Vatican specifically requested a dark suit: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 Republicans when Obama wears a tan suit to a press conference: 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡

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Waiting for Ashton Kutcher to unzip his Trump flesh suit and tell us this was all just an episode of Punk'd

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I've consulted with the augurs, and John Cena turning heel is a sign that the next Pope will be a Nazi

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out the JD in ID Vance stands for Jesuit Destroyer

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The best way to spread Easter cheer is to share your joint with everyone here Psalms 4:20

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone tried defending themselves in court by blaming the three goddesses that spin the threads of fate and holding them accountable??

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

These are not crows feet, these are ravens feet and they belong to Huginn and Muninn

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I think Odin and The Morrigan should go on a date and see how things go

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Somebody told me I look like a girlfriend And my wife is my boyfriend

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I love watching The Woke leave people's bodies when 3OH!3's DONTTRUSTME comes on

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Let's have fun some This is beat is sick Help I need a doctor they're not going to make it

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I won't care about the protests in all 50 states unless they turn into 50 different Euromaidans

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I can't smoke on the balcony, but the birds get to poop? Ridiculous

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

GO Train needs a vaping section

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The American people are... tarrified

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I hope the military turns on Trump and Trump rallies the right wing miltias just to get them killed defending the White House

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Christian Go Radio fans must be very excited that Jason Lancaster is dropping a worship album I just want Go Radio back 😭 or better yet, Jason gets back with Mayday Parade

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I'm officially anti April fools I'm not a fool, you're just a dick

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Google put an April Fools article in my news feed TODAY and I didn't check the date on it, so I almost believed Buffet bought Tesla for a trillion dollars 💀

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

During the Cuban missile crisis, the US had nukes about 1700km away from Moscow, in Turkey. Can't really blame Russia for wanting to put nukes in Cuba, 2400km away from Washington.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I remember going to a county fair when I was like 7 and at the police booth my dad let the cops take my fingerprint What a fucking narc

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Every day my gratitude for not being an American increases

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Woden's day Remember, not every wolf is an enemy

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Cropping out the information in the x and y axis is shitty

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Aaaand we're back to 130BCE

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

"hmmm so much red, red bad, yes yes yes red very bad" Me, watching the stock market pretending I know what I'm looking at

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

"We see you were approved to finance something new, congratulations! We're so glad people have trust in you, and that you've displayed an ability to consistently make your payments on time. To celebrate, we'll be dropping your credit score by 40 points :)" Man fuck credit scores so much wtf

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments