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βœŠπŸΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ I'm Hadal (He / They) Blerd, creative, ancient cosmic horror, queer-o-sexual...
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I am seeing FDA banned amounts of hatorade for Anna Williams. Crazy cuz I thought everybody LOVED her. Then, the misogyny on top of it all is just wild to me. Yet and still, niggas REFUSE to have all that energy about having to pay for the same old character you been seeing for 8+ installments!?

I won't lie to you, chief... If the acapella vocals are moving enough, you WILL bring me to fucking tears...

Keeping it a whole stack and a half, I just wanna meet gaymers who play fighting games as much as I do... πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ And to be slobbed on like a whole tootsie pop fresh out the wrapper. But one thing at a time. Am I right?

A big part of me wants to scream for black folk to stop reacting to every little thing that's meant to make us angry. But sometimes I get it. Some people you just wanna deck square in the mouth with some rusty knuckle dusters on...

Ever since this year started I've been getting more and more into the habit of listening to music on repeat. But on the other hand, I feel like I should make time for new shit too despite how much of a chore it feels like sometimes. IDK, the shit just hasn't been hit'n for me lately...

To be real... IDGAMF about nothing in Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves - Special Edition until Duck King or Bob Wilson or Richard Meyer are back in that bitch full effect. IDC! IDC! IDC!

There's this cute clerk at the gas station round the corner from my place who's complimented me for like the 2nd time since he's seen me (and he's only seen me twice). 😌 I think he try'na touch my coochie...

I shouldn't have to watch ads on my notepad app every time I wanna type some'm up or what have you. I damn sure shouldn't have to pay $20/yr JUST to keep from getting ads. Niggas ain't even save my shit from 1 phone to the next. Ever so kindly miss the FUCK OUTTA ME with that bullshit, please.

SOME DURP: Happy President's day. Did you know that in 2020, Tru-... ME:

Listen... I don't normally get on here and thirst after straight dudes. So lemme wild out for the 1 time. He'll never see this anyway... But if any straight guy ever had a whole hold on my neck, bitch, it's Hayao (the pro Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike player). IDGAF! 🀀...

I love Mortal Kombat MUGEN projects. I promise I do. But I can't stand those stages where everything is just fuck'n red for no reason. Whole stage is just a big red swirling vortex overlooking a red bridge with some red blood rain, red smog, and red mountains like-...

IDK if I could handle being caught hunch'n by a DL nigga's woman or wife. Like, I'm really not trying to crawl outta windows trying to avoid getting Art the Clown'd over a hook-up. Sis, I promise you THIS MF ain't told me shit about you! IT'S ALL HIS FAULT!!!

No tea, no shade. I promise. But Uber can serve as the universe's way of telling you just how much of a safe driver you are compared to them. Like I've been told I whip my shit but these MFs treat the bitch like Twisted Metal. But all my drivers have been cool though. Even networked with one.

Fine shyt don't like niggas... So, what I'm bout to do is challenge him to a Mortal Kombat style duel and when I win, I'm gonna perform a spell that drains all the fineness from his body and pours it into me. It's the perfect plan...

If you see this, quote a screenshot of the top 10 songs of your On Repeat playlist on Spotify.

With all of the hateful mayonnaise marinated / coon coated think pieces coming out about Kendrick's halftime show performance, I hope all of the halftime shows from here on out only get blacker and more rapperrer, bitch...

I know Lili from Tekken is many fans' it-girl, but I think it would have been ill AF if she was a Haitian girl. Still prissy, still blonde, still a lil lesbian for Asuka... But make it black. πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ I mean, shit, why not right?

I hate seeing those ads where the king with the shield is about to be crushed under some rocks (or whatever situation they put his ass in) and the hand that's supposed to save him moves all slow. 😌 I know it's a ploy to wanna save him but like-... damn, they just letting him die?

The more I think about it, the plot for Khaos Reigns should've been the original overarching plot of MK1 (not as is but with some moderate tweaking). Shit, I would even go so far as to say that Taven and Daegan should've been big bads considering they're 2 sides of the same coin.

Ye should have learned from that Myron / Byron nigga (whatever his name is).

Listen, I don't know who needs to hear this but... Lab in your favorite fighting game, dammit! Training mode has SOOO much shit for you to work with. It's like they're practically telling you how to be good. Stop making excuses and PICK UP THE FUCK'N STICKS, HOE!!!

Aside from UMK3, MK4 / Gold had the most potential if you ask me, (especially when we talk about the 3D era of Mortal Kombat). I know the whole Midway thing got in the way but there was still time to operate off of 4's original formula to make a fast pace and fun MK game that people can enjoy

I just wanna say that I fucks with the big homie, David Howard Thorton. His representation of Art the Clown (how I was first introduced to the actor) is something I will always cherish as a lover of slasher flicks. I'm so happy that he's an ally to the alphabet family. πŸ˜’ Damien Leone however-...

Don't mind me. I'm just patiently waiting for Elena to be released for Street Fighter 6...

You know what? I wanna see Anna in Tekken 8. 😌 Knowing the type of Eddy loyalist I am, I feel like I wanna see good things for her compared to all the attention her sister gets. Also, if somebody got the drop on my fiance (ON MY WEDDING DAY) I'd want my one in blood. Just saying...

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I hate how all the 🌈🌽 on Reddit is nothing but GIFs. I mean, damn, like what do you niggas have against videos? Shit, the only reason I even got the account is for the shlap'n and clap'n! But all they got is these lil Charlie Chaplain headass breadcrumbs.

Accidently deleted the downloads folder in my phone. 😭 Now, I gotta clutter my phone up from scratch ALL OVER AGAIN!

Sometimes I feel so agitated when one of my guy friends never wants to eat when a group of us are out eating because he has the gym in a few minutes. But then I think to myself like, damn, he's actually doing WTF I should be doing.

Burial's more ambient tracks make me wanna trap my 20 something year old dictator son in a heavenly garden after he JUST finished fighting an alien chimera and his grandfather.

HOMEGIRL: Gurl, I just met the cutest guy picking up my coffee today. We talked for like 30mins and BITCH-... he's gay, he likes all that anime nerd stuff, he listens to the same music you listen to, and he's thick like you like. He's perfect for you AND I HAVE HIS NUM-... ME:

How much you wanna bet that one of T-1000's brutalities is gonna be Jax's old MK3 fatalities?

Dear Snapchat If I press the 'x' button on the upper right hand corner of your advertisements, and the app automatically opens again, SOMEBODY catch'n Geodudes with their chin. Sincerely Someone Who Wants to Play Games on Their Fucking Phone in Peace

I need to get more into doodling like I used to. I got a whole universe of OC's and shit to develop. 😌

Being attracted to men is like 60% seeing his potential and 40% realizing how dead wrong you were about him.

I'm try'na go to Japan, cop me a mech suit + one of those LED swords, and live my best fucking nerd life... That and get absolutely SHLOBBED DAFUQ DAHN by a twunk in a bath house but that's a whole nother story. You feel me?

I see a lot of anti-TikTok / "I have a 9-5" / generally apathetic keyboard warriors running they whole mouths / gaslighting people like millions of TT users aren't losing their livelihoods... Careful, babes... That 'X' is showing...

I feel like Mortal Kombat missed the mark on expanding on its already vast universe. I said this before on Twitter. But instead of seeing the same kombatants we've seen (over and over again) before as kameos, we could have seen characters that were never really touched upon.

"When you go to papi, you lay there and you juggle them balls for yourself cause nobody's gonna juggle them balls for you." - Tyra Banks

I miss Lucia from Devil May Cry 2... Now, I'm not going to say that Dante / Virgil aren't enough to keep me interested in DMC but (keeping it $1.98), the 2nd installment is my favorite one BECAUSE of her... BOTTOMLINE: she's queen and I need her in my life again!

When someone tells you "we can take this outside" in the middle of an argument, those are LITERAL fighting words. No one's trying to grab some coffee or look at some birds or catch a fuck'n ice cream truck, bitch. Be so incredibly fuck'n foreal!

I'm really not trying to sound like a hater but I just watched the Conan trailer for MK 1 and I swear that could've just been Kotal Kahn.

They took Ed Edd n Eddy / the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy off Max. I mean, I still got my Courage but my tolerance for this offense is just-... bitch-...

Hey, Marie, can you flip me over? I'm getting crispy... Marie, flip me over. I'm getting crispy!

I'm the type of gay that old conservative white men have sweaty ass nightmares about. You know, the type that Voldo crawl down the dark corridors of ancient catacombs while rapping in Lovecraftian tongues to slowed and bass-boosted beats from off a Youtube...

Tiktok's just been pushing me beautiful fucking music-... only for pretty much ALL of it to be unreleased! 😭 Gag is we might not have a lot of time AND I don't know if I'm gonna be able to find these artists again! Somebody better release a song or I FUCKING swear-...

I got a few but this one's one of my favorites.