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CO born and raised. he/him. 26. entirely unserious stream of consciousness. unabashedly NSFW. 🏳️‍⚧️🍉
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Don’t let NOBODY dim your shine today or ANY DAY for that matter!!

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Y’all, my sister is getting married to her high schools sweet heart today 🥹

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Listening to old school Brandy has been healing this afternoon.

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I love having amazing rapport with my professors bc they’re always willing to work with my assignment deadlines as someone who’s working full time on this very campus 😭❤️

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The way I could eat some ass for hours…

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Now why did I have to wake up with a sore throat 😭

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I just wanna see all my friends naked

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ask your doctor is gooning is right for you.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Come on over for a wake and bake session! And maybe a time to have an orgasm too 🤭

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Literally and figuratively.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Could eat my body weight in buffalo wings rn

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Few mixed drinks fuck me up quite as hard as the cutwater margaritas 😵‍💫

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

GET A LIBRARY CARD IF YOU DON’T ALREADY 😤

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I want to have titties heavy enough that they bounce when I come down the stairs.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning my lovelies! I’m still naked in bed and don’t want to get up to clear my car of all the snow 😭

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Music by Madonna. Arguably one of my favorite Madonna albums of all time.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Half a foot of snow forecasted, I swear to god campus better be closed or at LEAST delayed start tomorrow…but knowing my institution, they won’t do shit 🫠

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else violently horny at this hour?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Now how am I supposed to get out of bed when it’s -3 outside 😭

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Oh rosé, the way you call my name after a long day of work.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Can I eat your ass as a friend? Suck your cock as a pal?

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Spare cock anyone?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning beautiful people! I kind of fell off the past few days, and that’s honestly okay! Life has been busy and beautiful full of celebration and joy lately, and I wish the same for you all ❤️

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna spend my morning masturbating

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot WAIT to be done with grad school y’all…nearly 3 years of full time work on top of full/part time school varying by quarter has completely shot my enjoyment for things other than work and school 😭

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Too horny for my own good smh

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Craving balls for breakfast tbh.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Make sure you have an orgasm today!

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Cheesin’ bc I’m surrounded by bush 🤓

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Tryna munch on some hairy boy butt if anyone wants to be so kind as to provide..

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments