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hyperboleceleste.bsky.social
South Jersey advocate. Ask me about my dog.
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submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

As the last person using swarm (formerly four square) I take great pride in being the mayor of several establishments. Anyhow I’m on a 25 week gym streak that vacation is going to ruin unless I can check into a gym in Jamaica 😂

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I have a sister with a shellfish allergy and pretty much without fail my mom orders shellfish around her and then makes out like she is being dramatic for not wanting to be close to it

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Developing a fear of Easter Bunnies at my big old age seems very chill

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Dying for Sex is soooo good im obsessed

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Starting BoTW over again as my ancestors wanted

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

So, I hated Adolescence

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

That fluoride guy

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

very sorry to Coachella goers for their struggles, have they maybe considered doing a game night with various chips and dips instead

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

What doesn’t shake out about this logic is that people still fly the confederate flag like they also think they are on the right side of history? That’s kind of the whole thing ???

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

She’s a 10 but she uses papyrus font for her emails

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

A man asked me if I was in my 50s yesterday 🥲🥲🥲

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

The thing I cannot get past is banks are required to report transactions greater than $10k so I’m not sure how she’s explaining that just showing up in her checking account

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED A LITTLE LEFT OUT AND I’M A PLEASER #TheWhiteLotus

submitted 8 days ago • 20 comments

Soooo hyped for white lotus

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

isn’t it crazy how im the only perfect driver and everyone else is an idiot. oh you saw me hit the curb? all part of my plan. hitting the curb is good for the tires.

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

Hey, I wonder if there's any economic news today. I'll check out the website of America's biggest news network--Fox! Phew. Nothing's up! Biggest news in US today is a very nice Christian woman was slapped for no reason after sticking a camera in a stranger's face & calling her a baby killer.

submitted 11 days ago • 340 comments

The number of young adults being like lol well good thing I never saved for retirement are in fact killing me

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

lemme just check my calendar here.. ah sorry no good. i'm chillin that whole week. and honestly between that, kickin it and takin er easy.... well i could add you to a Shootin the Shit block in late May but no promises your thing is gonna come up. how riffable would you say it is, loose estimate

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

hotter than the bluest flame

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Every day feels like I’m reading snowcrash and that is Not Normal

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

too bad i'm so weird and annoying

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Well, it’s not not the dorkiest thing I’ve done in a while (and also why do I want to keep the box 😅😅)

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Being 30 means you wake up at 7am even when you don’t have to. Being 30 without kids means you lay in bed until 11 because you can.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Just millennial things

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Getting of Instagram made me better at my job…. Work performance, productivity, engagement, enjoyment…. All up. Wild experience.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I ate an old school packet of chicken ramen for dinner and that slapped

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