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hypnohorny.bsky.social
Horny AD account. He/him. Biromantic Asexual. Autism and ADHD. 25. No minors.
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It's frustrating when you're hanging out with a group of otherwise chill people, but they've all come to a consensus that this one specific person deserves to be harassed and constantly have unfunny jokes made about them, just because some asshole youtuber they like says so.

us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years

YCH for @radiantderg.bsky.social and @lynxl3wd.bsky.social! With a 🥛🥛 finish ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝) #commission #nsfw

Market Manipulated. #webcomics

Hyena flex

Obstagoon Collab with the Fantastic @arachibi.bsky.social #HunniPanda #Ara__Chibi #Nsfw #NsfwArt #Furry #FurryArt #Obstagoon

Honestly I probably should go to bed because now my brain is worried I've upset someone because they're taking more than five minutes to respond, like that isn't a normal amount of time to be away from your computer or something.

I should be going to bed but I'm staying up cause my brain wants to talk to people lol.

God I wanna be femdommed by a chubby cow hypnotist

Babe, are you OK? Your eyes are glazed and your leitmotif is playing slower and more dreamy...

Honestly, I'd probably sell feet pics online if I knew more about how to actually do it. Main concern is like, Paypal being momentous assholes to sex workers, and I'm not sure if they'd count that as sex work and ban me from having an account.

Remember you can (and should) zonk dark types! Feels like a good time to re-post this old art from @ashendawger.bsky.social.

idk man I just think anyone who believes "petplay = you want to fuck dogs" and "ABDL = you're a pedophile" and so on is simply not old enough to be on the internet at large. go back to club penguin

Original video from Twitter no longer exists so I’m reuploading here HYPNOSIS WORKS ON DARK TYPES, RETWEET TO SCARE FUN-RUINERS IN THE E621 COMMENTS

quoting myself but

Don't you wanna be a good boy, snapped to attention as you salute and throb so mindlessly~?

I need video of people screaming at her asking what the fuck is wrong with her at the first one so much that she cancels the second one.

finally played the "new" hitman games

Hypnotics division of law enforcement steps into a bar. Several furs start sweating. Guy in shades sits down and looks around. He tilts his head, tasting the word in his mouth before saying it. “Drop.” Several furs slump on the spot and are taken away. Just another day for the hypnotics division.

He's giving such a good show 💙 ft. @scottishjock.bsky.social #furry #furryart #furrynsfw

Don't be afraid to say hey! And hell, there's a chance you see me with some fur this weekend~! 👁️👁️

Sketch page comm!! Mirage is granting Errol’s every wish— specifically, the ones the poor fox didn’t even know he wanted yet! 🎨: @popcocks.bsky.social

It makes me sad to see people not want to come to my country over circumstances beyond my or anyone's individual control. Like gd I voted I did everything I could I always try to keep people informed and these assholes still keep persecuting people who just wanna exist.

Reminder: No one reported you, your friend didn't make a game, and no that's not a discord mod.

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

Lots of amazing details in this, including this story about Andrew Lloyd Webber’s reaction to the 2019 film Cats.

He loves being shown off💙 ft. @scottishjock.bsky.social #furry #furryart #furrynsfw

Glaceon :3 #pokemon #art

The only reason you are any kind of burden is you keep insisting that you are one. You are not. You are a cherished and much loved part of my experience of life and my days are better with you in them. I know your head can't believe that, but it is true. You are not a burden.