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hypodermicfroggy.bsky.social
25+ swamp-dweller. Full-time complainer, part-time dragon dicksucker, occasional writer or artist. You will learn who Wes Bentley is because of me and that is a threat.
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The plastic hula girl happily shakes her hips atop the dashboard, thrilled to dance with each quake of earth as the bombs drop.

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Happy 2nd Anniversary, Limbus Company!! 🌹✨ Here's to ANOTHER year spent with these terrible people! 💖 #LimbusCompany #リンバス #림버스

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt

submitted 2 days ago • 2675 comments

Not to be controversial, but I think if you are over the age of 12 and identify yourself as a "gamer" you should be exploded with one of those knives with a CO2 cartridge in the handle that was designed to blow up sharks.

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"I'm such a night owl," I say, spinning my head 180 degrees to watch the rising full moon, awaiting the transformation…

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submitted 134 days ago • 3 comments

Not really into Valentine's day, but I think we could all use a little bit of softness right now 💚 #art #illustration #moss #watercolor #fantasyart

submitted 14 days ago • 9 comments

In America, “macaroni” is a kind of salad. In Britain, “blood” is a kind of pudding. In your faithless, cheating soul, “one at a time” is a form of monogamy.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

“Porn” is a public good. “Porn” is the sign of a healthy, open society. “Porn” is record of the diversity of sexual expression. “Porn” brings people joy, access to parts of themselves that they may not have another way to express. It’s worth defending on its own.

submitted 3 days ago • 61 comments

Buge

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LOOK WHAT YOUR BROTHER DID TO THE DOOR

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

Ask your doctor if running screaming into the savage night might be right for you.

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

marie/meursault but make it yaoi #LimbusCompany #marisault ⛓️🌻

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

The maga idiots are poorer than Americans and will disproportionately suffer more. #themagasarestupidasfuck

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

A recording of your own voice tells you to remain calm. You agreed to this process. You need to immediately cut open your left quadricep.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Hate it when my friend traps me under a cup then slides a piece of paper under it and throws me outside. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get into your house?

submitted 5 days ago • 22 comments

Horror illustrations by Terry Oakes.

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submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

we tried the famously-successful stance of Goliath in the story. no, i haven’t finished reading it, but we assume he kills David.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

come see what you've done

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

You into trinkets are you a baubles guy? Personally i go both ways. Wouldnt turn down a bit of bric-a-brac

submitted 7 days ago • 20 comments

Love you, Gregor. Never change. #LimbusCompany

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

i’m sorry i bit a hole in your car tire but in my defense i had just watched the news

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

Novelty Tshirt That Says If You Can Read This Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong

submitted 317 days ago • 1 comment

logging off

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

Here’s some Richard Hescox art to make your Sunday a little better.

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

‘Mountain of Mystery’ by David A Hardy from Galactic Tours (1981)

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

All this talk of eradicating any mention of bio-diversity has my chitinous mandibles a grindin

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My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

submitted 9 days ago • 20 comments

fyi

submitted 9 days ago • 16 comments

Every fucking day with the status effects

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[pouring gasoline on a tech bro] this is how we initiate the upload. trust the process

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

look at this little guy

submitted 12 days ago • 144 comments

I think its fine to have art content you dont enjoy, approve of or want to see, and establishing a personal boundary is healthy But as anti-porn and anti-art fascism continues to ramp up i think you need to weigh how publicly calling people freaks, degens, weirdos etc is feeding these attitudes

submitted 13 days ago • 63 comments

doesnt really matter ur skill level, posting ur art in discord servers always a little embarrassing. like fuck. here's my macaroni art. yeah. i have a crush on this fictional guy. yeah. thats my oc. yeah. fuck.

submitted 12 days ago • 62 comments

I've consulted with corporate, and while we can't legally throw you out of the restaurant, we do have to ask you not allow your emotional support frog to swim in your soup bowl. Yes, I see his little work jacket.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

"This is a world of black ice and towering decay. The inhabitants of this world, as you read these stories, will throng about you, chittering and ululating, as they touch the innermost recesses of your sanity. And remember this: I wish them well." - Christopher Lee, TREASURY OF TERROR (c.1966)

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Pelzman Design, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1980’s

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I say this as an artist that could get a huge following on Twitter (700k+), let it go. The sooner you leave and build an audience elsewhere, the better. Not forcing people to do, but just seeing the comments I got on now, ew. Your audience will comeback slowly BUT surely. Glad to be on Bluesky.

submitted 13 days ago • 62 comments

the policy of the united states government is to bite down hard on my neck and flail me around until i stop moving

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Student loans affect us all differently.

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