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welsh lady. kate bush/hagrid cosplayer. bioshock 2 advocate. bit sweary. can’t be left outside for too long.
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submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

i’m genuinely so excited for this - easily my most anticipated games for yeaaaars. cried like a little bitch when it was delayed. will i buy a copy for every system? mind your business (yes)

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i have a house inspection today, i’m sure the estate agents will be thrilled to see my newly painted elephant-themed nursery 🥰

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

it’s 03:34. my newborn is sleeping WITHOUT white noise, which is absolutely amazing because my spotify wrapped this year will be fucked if this carries on

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

i’m currently incapacitated and cannot reach the controller to skip youtube ads - i just sat through a REALLY long one for battersea dog/cat home and now i’m crying, snotting, puking, throwing up, experiencing extreme heart pain and the only cure is to immediately adopt 36 animals

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

my last 2 weeks of gaming :)

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

This is definitely the best “congrats” gift we’ve received - absolutely nailed my hair. “You have a baby.” Straight to the point, clear, concise, love it. 10/10

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

It’s 04.33 - my little dude has been cluster feeding all night. He’s just dozed off, which means I can FINALLY get into bed, make myself comfortable, fluff my pillows, snuggle in the duvet and catch up on some well deserved… chocolate. Maltesers, specifically. Lush. Mint. Sexual, almost.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Life update/proof that I really did get dressed today:

submitted 7 days ago • 18 comments

I’ve just got dressed for the first time in 10 days. You know what? Nah. Not for me. No thanks. Not enjoyable. Ick.

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

A friend just pointed out my sudden use of capital letters, and asked if it’s because I’m a parent now - have I finally learned to type like an adult? Oh baby no, I’m still very much stuck in 2011 Tumblr mode. I just have a new iPad and haven’t tuned off “auto caps” yet

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Last night I dreamt that John Cena was doing a shift in Greggs. I ordered a cup of tea, it was shite. But it’s JOHN CENA so I excitedly asked for a selfie. I ran out to show everyone the photo, but of course, the image showed only me. Gutted.

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

My Amazon order history keeps catching me off guard

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

this time last week i was having my abdomen sliced open to remove a 9lbs+ mass of cutie patootie today i’ve taken my dog out on a lil hike, cleaned the house top to bottom, emptied 2728 litres of milk from my moo bags and danced around for hours with a tiny being the human body, eh? fuckin nuts

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

I’ve been having to inject blood thinners at home. I’m very impatient and just as cack-handed, which has resulted in me being covered in little tiny bruises. So, who wants to play dot-to-dot on my belly? Anyone? So far I’ve found a heart, a kitten, a crescent moon and weirdly, Ronnie Corbet

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I have now received a congratulations card and teddy bear from the neighbourhood cat and his family. My hormones cannot cope.

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

I thought the passive aggressive comments made during pregnancy were wonderful enough, but apparently they accelerate after birth? “Aww, is mummy starving you?” Sheila, he was born over 9lbs and has been glued to my tits since entering the world. I think he’s good, cheers

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

i’m so sleep deprived that i just googled “where are my glasses?” but i have a new best friend so it’s 100% worth it

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments