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hyriaum.bsky.social
They/them want to make music but laboring under hostile conditions. Big gamer World of Warcraft and strategy games. Knower of a few things.
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She let me hit because I could explain how to play minesweeper.

submitted 19 hours ago • 10 comments

behold. the traditional from-scratch daylight savings eve hashbrowns

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

Dragoon Psyduck

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

The way Rebecca black out served lady gaga is wild tho

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

BlueSky team I am BEGGING you for voice memos, I have seventy-four new vocal stims that I need to impart upon my loyal listeners

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

new lady gaga album drop. life is worth living

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Mayhem AND FCF?!?!?

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Y’all were too hard on Disease. Still hits. Argue with your overgrown toenails!!

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Delightful Linguistic Distraction of the Day: Though it's obscure & obsolete, English has a word for the moment icicles fall from the roof of a house Stiricide. Which comes very simply from the Latin words for "icicle" & "to fall" Yet so specific, so delicate, so strange, so lovely Crack. Thunk.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

why don’t ya make like a perspective drawing and vanish at some point?

submitted 4 days ago • 105 comments

Arrested Development ass administration

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

FFXIV: Stormblood was very good, actually. Except that part where I had to swim underwater and gather 10 plants. I couldn't see where tf they were and it took forever 😭

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

this website is amazing

submitted 4 days ago • 74 comments

Gonna stop asking gay couples who's the top and who's the bottom and start asking which of them can take a secret to their graves and which one likes to yap

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

I often think about the genuine tenderness that Tim Walz showed toward children and how transformative it could’ve been for Americans to see that on a regular basis for 4 years

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

The game villain vs. the real villain

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Insect glaive and bow supremacy I spent too much time playing monster hunter this weekend

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

When I’m using Undermine as escapism and the goblins start bringing up unlivable wages, substandard housing conditions for the average working person, and the oligarchical rule of the richest among them

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

fuck this administration. i’m off to buy dinner from immigrants who run the best mexican restaurant my city’s ever had. have a good evening, y’all.

submitted 9 days ago • 284 comments

I fucking love chikorita idk she’s really that bitch

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

Me taking the voice changer on my palico so I can hear a grown ass man say he wet his fur

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submitted 10 days ago • 284 comments

Man. You know you're in an episode when scorched earth sounds like a great idea.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

TEARS IN MY POCKET. Rebecca black, they could never make me hate you.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

the energy i bring to bluesky

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Shai hulud is real my cats burrowing in my bed

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

When I wear my thong under my work pants, that’s the real me

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

Introduce yourself with 4 video games

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

everyone saying “go birds.” yes exactly birds are wonderful

submitted 27 days ago • 18 comments

men are naturally submissive and love being told what to do. be a good boy and reskeet this for me

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

New Gaga single, markets about to crash, gay marriage being debated in the political sphere … welcome back 2009

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

@katya-zamo.bsky.social Vampire fitness 2 when open.spotify.com/track/5ZLUm9...

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Me calling to pay a parking ticket "yall got venmo?"

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Lentil burritos first attempt went absolutely crazy beef count your days

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Y'all's Spotify...wrapped...but y'all's holes??? Getting hit raw...

submitted 95 days ago • 8 comments

Why didn't anyone tell me Aug evoker is so fun wtfff

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

How tired am I? I just stood in front of the coffee pot, waiting for it to finish brewing, for a solid 2mins before I realized I hadn't even pressed start.

submitted 104 days ago • 680 comments

Found my other beanies finally

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Me to me on the daily.

submitted 106 days ago • 8 comments

Not to brag, but I was inexplicably lingering in toxic nonreciprocal relationships way before I stayed too long on Twitter

submitted 106 days ago • 84 comments

Omg hi boxune miku 🥰🥰🥰

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

submitted 107 days ago • 930 comments

Moving day thoughts and prayers appreciated

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments