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i-am-donk.bsky.social
I don't know shit about fuck.
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#RileyGaines is a hateful, toxic bully and she doesn't comprehend how to ever be better.

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@whitehouse.wtf I wasn't paid to say fuck Trump. I did that shit for free and I did it proudly. #NoKing Eat a fermented ass.

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Fuck you #MikeLee

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Fuck you #amazonmusic I paid, I downloaded and you play 19 seconds of a song and then auto skip every other song of my 648 songs. Fucking fuck you, ya fucking fucks. #amazonmusic

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That fucker can't even throw a parade.

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I just like to post these data from time to time to puncture the mythological aura of mid 20th c protests. They were less popular than pretty much any 21st c mass action & people criticizing them used the same lines. Protest is about people coming together, shaping narratives, & building power.

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I was a male dancer. I didn't dance. I was a room opener, a pump primer. Never on stage. A 5'8" 135lb. porcelain mask wearing A. C. Slater/Bruce Lee bodied alabaster bloke. I worked the room to Def Leppard and Metallica. 2 songs every 2 hours. I got far fewer tips if I wore deodorant.

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Girls just want to have fun and my eyelashes.

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Christ, I even stutter and have dyslexia when I type on a keyboard. My fingers type "ttthnnak you." My fingers lock up and go too fast.

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I'm not a team player, I'm not a member of a corporate family, I don't go above and beyond, I don't give back to my employer, I don't do company picnics or team building, I don't want more responsibility and my job isn't my top priority. It's barely in the top 10.

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👇🏻

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Fact, not truth. I've been extolling such my entire tenure as a dad.

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Weather permitting, I'll be loud, proud and pissed off (no shenanigans) at the closest #NoKings protest on Saturday.

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The Gaza feed on Bluesky has none of the on the ground reality of the genocide . Why ?

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BRIAN COX ‘What we are seeing in Gaza and what is happening in Gaza is genocide. Absolute genocide.’ #Gaza #Genocide

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Hahaha. Ahahahaha. Hahahaha.

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"And the south will rise again" I heard from a neighbor that doesn't know what that phrase means as he raised his American flag.

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MAGA is solely composed of flung Bobbitt dicks.

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Those damn facts.

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3 entire packs of batteries have done this. Fuck you #Duracell

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One time I hung out with an albino lady and I tentatively told her she left her mustache bleachy thing on and she said "no, that's just my teeth."

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After 13 years together my wife still laughs when I point out cunt willow trees.

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There are many shows that I've watched over and over that I put on for noise. Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers are never for noise. I've seen them all and I'm captivated every time.

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Only once has anyone offered me drugs and I think that speaks volumes about the quality of hang I am.

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#HotOnes aren't. Wings with Tim Dillon? I could do that at any Golden Corral and I wouldn't know or care.

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i’ve been sent this footage of an MPD officer on east lake st during the federal action on 6/3 turning around and shoving a person who was filming him

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Eh, Republicans? youtu.be/SQNj_UnC0RM?...

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Happy Pride. Love Pride. We're Pride. youtube.com/watch?v=GR3L...

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When @bradtakei.bsky.social and I first got together, we never imagined we’d one day celebrate Pride openly, let alone post about it on the internet. But here we are, joy and all. Happy Pride, everyone! Let’s keep showing up, speaking out, and marching forward (glitter optional, but encouraged). 🌈✨

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Has anyone else ever shit a gremlin? Not that I did.

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There's a special place in hell for those who hide behind scripture.

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TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO Donald J. Trump is a TACO AND A FELON

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Sam Heughan gives me confusing dreams.

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Here's something fun: I'm hypoglycemic and hyponatremic.

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*me at 7 watching porn for the first time I don't believe that lady wanted pizza at all.

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My first Substack post open.substack.com/pub/daveweas...

submitted 20 days ago • 29 comments

I'm Dr. Annie Andrews. I’m a pediatrician, not a politician. But either way I know how to handle people who are full of sh*t. Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. Share this if you're with me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8wM...

submitted 19 days ago • 1130 comments

t.co/sIi5CXaXom

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