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Eating at Chili's and by their attire and mannerisms there are 4 blokes in here, I'm assuming, that will throw down if you say you don't believe in sasquatch.

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I'm going to try a 3 sandwich stack of grilled ham and cheeses, like pancakes, with tomato soup, like syrup. Gonna be wild.

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Remember when you could afford to have 2 families and a mistress?

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It's difficult to keep a night work schedule on vacation. Either I keep my schedule or power through and overlook auditory/visual hallucinations. Or I go on the day clock of the rest of my family. It's been such a bit since I took vacation. Is this supposed to be stressful!?

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"Oye! I'll oye you all night long! Eh?" Never works for me. And my wife is sick of it.

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The Art of the Deal: Greenland, Canada, Panama, become Americans! Expensive everything and you'll do great as long as you're a white, straight, Christian republican male that speaks English and hates everyone that isn't you. Look at how we treat Puerto Rican's! And ourselves. Sold yet?

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I think my kneecaps are cross threaded.

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I really feel like RFK Jr is about to say "we don't need vaccines, we have Tide pods".

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The US legislative and judicial branches need to grow some fucking fangs.

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I was on the debate team in high school. I was almost disqualified because I called the opposing team "warted pricks". 2 of 3 judges let me elaborate. I proved my point and our team won. I can't convince my wife to stop slamming my truck door.

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Bowties are so dumb. Get one tattooed above your cock and no one takes you seriously.

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I see that the DOJ email I sent to Pam Bondi @DOJ wasn't sent, allow me to say: Fuck you Pam Bondi. Fuck you, your boss, Tesla, Musk, and every ounce of you. Fuck. You. Fuck your fucking self, with a thriving, living cactus, you stupid fucking fuck.

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I like to think that our future is more Star Trek than Star Wars.

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I've never received money to protest. Am I doing it wrong?

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I'm still stuck on "states rights" when you're dictating what a state can or cannot do.

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@booker.senate.gov I appreciate your 25 hour stand. I appreciate your good trouble. Sir, why are innocent Palestinians targeted and killed by our weapons?

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I believe people have rollout of bed talents. Mine are: I can with a rifle 10 ring, iron sight, 1700 meters. I have a way with dogs and horses. I have the kavorka. Without a time keeping device, I can tell what time it is (5 minutes, give or take). Also, I can't math. I can't chef. I don't emotions.

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I'm asking It's been a long time since I took economics. Trade deficits aren't really a thing. Right? Again, asking for an expert opinion.

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The record for staying awake is 11 days. I've, on 12 occasions, stayed awake for 10 days. The hallucinations aren't fun.

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Reporters have professionalism. Why not yell back, as one person asking another person a question?! FIGHT BACK YOU FUCKING FUCKS!

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Whenever I hear "How Bizarre" by OMC, I sing in my head "Balthazar".

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*the trump administration, but in Christopher Walken voice You know, maybe poverty and MALNUTRITION Are right, for you. PERHAPS, maybe...TAKE ONE, for the team. Nobody needs to retire. EMBRACE. The suck.

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From kickassfacts.com "Elon Musk had to borrow money to pay rent after he spent all $180 million from PayPal." That's so DOGE.

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Still wondering if I saw Bill Burr in the SNL audience last night.

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This is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

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From @huffpost.com "We don't work for billionaires" yet lots of "articles" link to Amazon. They have almost as many ads as journalism articles, which they repeat articles from the top to the bottom (both ads and journalism), to add space for more ads.

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From military.com: reduced forces and benefits. From cbo.gov: more military funding. From a taxpayer:

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I'm proclaiming a trade deficit against Costco, (they never buy my "goods") and I'm announcing a tariff war: I'll pay 54% less until they buy my goods and manufacture in my home. I will be taking calls to negotiate because I'm so brave and I'm daddy.

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