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Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?

submitted 11 days ago • 1653 comments

Lol! 🤣

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I’ll guarantee you someone is making a ton of money from the game he’s playing. And it isn’t you or me.

submitted 13 days ago • 15 comments

No lawmaker in Congress should be able to own, buy, and sell individual stocks. We need to ban congressional stock trading—and I've got a bill for that.

submitted 13 days ago • 2002 comments

Every time the markets dip back into the red, I imagine our FOTUS throwing a bottle of ketchup against the wall and I can’t stop 😐

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submitted 16 days ago • 7 comments

Dear US Government, We mind our ice ❄️. You mind your tariffs 💸 Deal? — The Penguins of Heard Island 🐧 #PenguinRights

submitted 16 days ago • 24 comments