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i-eat.rocks
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this ROCKS youtu.be/JaQBW_p4uNs

Just ate a rock, feeling good

I was looking for a funny image to include with a post here but genuinely half of the image results were ai generated wtf??? Anyway uhh rocks amirite?

An experienced rock eater I see

“It’s rockin’ time!” *rocks all over the place*

Based on my username you should take this as a threat

Bro who follows this account lmao

Dude…. This ROCKS

How can I make my feed nothing but rocks

I’m gonna eat so many rocks this year

I’m boutta go Kirby on this

Sticks and stones wouldn’t break my bones, I’d just eat them first

Frankly I would not be mad about receiving a large lump of coal in my stocking, I’d dig right in there

Went to the human rights museum, they had rocks

Where the real rockers at?

You can submit apps to I-eat.rocks, just send it to [email protected] youtu.be/mGqBoyUlBfE

Rocks

WHAT @ranboo.bsky.social

I’m so hungry I could eat a boulder 🤤

according to my doctor eating rocks is "extremely harmful to my teeth and digestive system" 🤓🤓🤓 ok tell that to my dinner

This is actually why I had to make this account