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Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸

It was never America First. It was always Trump First.

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Bob Costas nailed it. 🎯

Last time the Minimum Wage was increased was 2009, so Why doesn't Chump increase the Minimum Wage,instead of Tax Cuts For Rich White Guys...

Taco Bell has an opportunity to start making the funniest ads EVER right now. 🍊 💩 🌮 📺

Blue lives matter though huh...🤔....

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He who has not texted classified war plans on a personal phone to people without a security clearance not once but twice cast the first stone.

This is a very, very complex and exceedingly thorough process that involves extensive use of the president’s TiVo remote, so please, please, everyone, give it time www.npr.org/2025/04/21/n...

Pope Francis (Jorge Mario Bergoglio), 1936-2025. Much will be said by many more knowledgeable than I about his papacy and its historical significance. I'll only say that he seemed to me a very decent man in an age of indecency. May his memory be a blessing.

As a citizen of this country, I see it as my duty to speak out against Trump several times a day, seven days a week.

This is the kind of thing that, if true, leads to life sentences for treason

The 1920s were the "Roaring 20s"; I suspect this decade will be the "Ruined 20s."

FUTURE: “So, yeah, long story short, I pivoted from studying novel pathogen transmission in modern urban environments to mining lithium. Is it a good application of my 8 years of post-secondary education and does it pay enough to cover my bills? No. But I’m told I’m much more productive now!”

Perfect.

The President of Heard & McDonald Islands has vowed to impose retaliatory tariffs on USA umbrella imports.

If Trump was president in 1940: “Britain, Germany has all the cards. Your Army fled like a dog in Dunkirk! You don’t have any cards and you need cards!! I just want peace and i don’t care who has the advantage! CARDS!”

When no other reply is accurate.

Is #Trumb taken as a hashtag already? I propose we tag each and every post made by Trump or his team as #Trumb. I feel like it will fully cement the association of the name "Trump" with the word "Dumb". It already exists in the minds of intelligent people everywhere, so why not?

Nothing says “lead the Pentagon” like mommy making phone calls for her very good boy.

Politico is reporting that Ric Grenell offered MAGA influencers five-figure contracts to promote him on social media for Sec of State. I went back and looked and found a bunch within a 3-day window. Here are a few.

An experiment. Can you like this post if (and only if) you play and buy video games. Some people over on Twitter/X seem to think it's only game developers here. (reposts welcome to spread the word)

I'm sure I'm not the first person to post this, or a version of it, but it still made me laugh. As a rule, if something I do makes the state media in China unhappy, I probably want to continue doing that action and encourage others to do the same.

One thing I look for in a social network is not to have the CEO shove his reactionary political views in my face every time I open the app. So I’m happy here.

Dr. Oz is the Dr Nick of Dr. Phils.

Isn't it just precious watching trolls try and be annoying with no algorithm to boost them.