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hole of the week 👇

not to brag but my opposable thumbs are great for peeling and eating fruit

i like to enter the hardware store with the attitude that i belong there, that i am not intimidated at all. going to the hardware store is normal for me

this headline made me picture something really incredible only to be sorely disappointed

it’s fun to be right sometimes but it’s a nightmare to be right 100% of the time. believe me i know

nah they would still find a way to lose

The Battle of Gooner's Gulch

funny how republican politicians tend to stray from the rest of their party on any issue where they have deep personal experience

sometimes relationships will look perfect on the surface while hiding turmoil underneath

people without ADHD should be allowed 5 pills of adderall per month as a treat

(you dealing with disappointment by leaning on the people closest to you and engaging in activities that help you process your emotions) me: lol thats cope

if they gave this to trump 10 years ago i wonder if he would even be president. he would be too busy planning the 10th consecutive annual production of phantom

my life got a lot easier when i learned that “hang to dry” is just a different spelling of “machine dry on low”

looking back i am willing to accept that bernie needed to be sidelined for reasonable candidates who could actually win like hillary and biden. it allowed the democrats to build incremental long term success that is really paying off in a big way

i think this meme has it backwards. trump supporters knew he wasn’t going to bring down prices or improve their lives in any material way. they see themselves as political operators delivering talking points they know are bullshit to help their guy win. they think *other* people fell for it

right now

i am leaping into action

mental health tip 👇

salieri was a mozart level talent when it comes to hating

if your favorite colombian coffee beans go up in price and you are looking for an alternative you should try ethiopian. you will never go back

follow @nyshitpost.com plz. the former editors of Hard Drive and i are reporting the news over there

☁️ 🔫 IF YOU DON’T RAIN NOW MOTHERFUCKER

just found this adult swim cartoon about the infinite monkeys on typewriters writing hamlet. apparently i made it with jeremy too. all three episodes are good as hell www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkLe...

made an account with some of my friends fyi