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iamapyriteking.bsky.social
Mining fools' good since before you were born. I can either tell you who I am, or show you who I am, but on social media it's tough to do both.
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Drop some HEADWARE (well, nobody said it had to be worn *on top*... plus, it's literally *wearing a head*)

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

So the guy who thought: "Truck!"... and then came up with the Cybertruck... is now thinking: "Government!"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

ME: So I see the Felon received Bukkake at the White House. THEM: It's "Bukele". ME: I saw the conference. I said what I said.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Mott the Rella

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Bowling Phở Soup

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If you turned bad, what horror movie villain/creature would you be?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

YES!!! Now I'm picturing Gonzo singing "My Many Smells"... Or Sweetums narrating "Stuart"...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Quote with a title card that is important to you 📽️🖤

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Me: "I'm okay" Also me:

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Describe yourself with a building

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

One thing I will never understand: you can go to one of those GIF sites and look for something very specific, say: Godzilla flying in GODZILLA VS THE SMOG MONSTER. And you'll get that GIF. But then you check the Alt Text, and it says something inane, like "a seahorse flying". See below. WTF?!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Music starts near the :40 mark if you need an old but gold afternoon jam.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

TODAY IN ECONOMICS: THEM: So, remember last week, when That Guy somehow stapled his dick to a toaster? ME: Oh god. Now what? THEM: Well, today he stapled his *other* dick to a toaster. ME: He -- wait. What? How?! Nnnngghh... 😵‍💫 THEM: Yeah, I didn't even think it was possible. But here we are.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments