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iamchrisscott.bsky.social
ClickHole contributor. Writer. Person. An actual human being. In DC. chrisscottwrites.com
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Is this anybody’s barrel of toxic waste

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Sorry if this is an old person cranky/cringe thing to say but truly so many people have simply got to get off the internet. Their brains and lives have been genuinely ruined by online and it’s of life-or-death importance that they find something else to do with their time.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

The leftist Joe Rogan is probably just Joe Rogan in a couple years

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

It’s called flash fiction because the writing is so urgent and intimate it’s like the writer is “flashing” the reader

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

So proud of my wildly talented friend!!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I can't quite believe this but my flash story "Teddy Bear Pancake" has been selected to appear in Best Small Fictions 2025 (!!!) What a huge honor to be named alongside so many great writers. altcurrentpress.com/best-small-f...

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

"I google it after they’re gone, alone in my classroom. But my phone isn’t working. My phone isn’t working because moments ago another country hacked our country’s grid and shut the whole thing down forever." From @iamchrisscott.bsky.social in @nffr.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My view every night when I’m doing dishes. He knows as soon as I’m done I’m going rinse off his dinner greens for him. Our routine.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

There's like a better than 50% chance that Trump is picturing a literal dome like the Stephen King novel right?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Pick up the next Cursed Morsels zine bundle to read my story alongside Eric’s flawless illustration of it

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Spotted in my fennel: Baby mantis

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Moon looks like shit tonight. Hope tomorrow night is better.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I just finished reading this and it rocks! Such a wide ranging collection of well-written and surprising weird fiction. Terrifying and beautiful. Check it out.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Hell yeah can’t wait to go see this at the 9:30 Club

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Truly gorgeous performance tonight from Ichiko Aoba, with a surprise (to me) opening set by Hayden Pedigo, who has a fantastic new album dropping in a couple weeks. I love music.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Out on the town

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Yoga instructor played "Let's Hear It For The Boy" today. Forgot how good that song is. They should write more songs about the boy.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Luckily it was all very chill after this

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments