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Thou shalt not force good horses to trample peaceful protesters and pretend thou art the good guys.

submitted 15 days ago • 206 comments

real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time

submitted 16 days ago • 424 comments

Insane

submitted 16 days ago • 14 comments

Dills for president

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Freddie Freeman tied Frank Robinson with his 528th double. 44th place all-time Freeman is up to 3,985 total bases

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

The doodle’s not gonna whack itself

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Tanner Scott enters the game

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

MLB really hurting fans with this Apple TV+ horseshit

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I oughta bought a lotta ricotta salata, not a wad o’ burrata

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Dodgers bullpen may cause dizziness upon standing, sudden weight loss, and unusual urges.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

“I can’t keep living like this,” he grumbled as he kept living like this.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Yoshinobu Yamamoto

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Bases loaded weak ass ground out for Michael Wetfarto

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Horrible AB for Conforto that magically ends in 2 runners on and another RBI for Rushing. WTF is this game.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Kirby Yates, No.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I understand why it's like this, but I will never forgive the web for shifting to a form where the two paragraphs of information I need only exist as a ten-minute video.

submitted 42 days ago • 57 comments

All hail the sac bunt

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I completed today’s Immaculate Grid. Where’s MY fucking Pulitzer!?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that Doc pinch hit for Conforto with defensive specialist Miguel Rojas kinda tells you everything you need to know about Conforto right now

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

DAD POWER

submitted 54 days ago • 187 comments

Ohtani vs low & inside breaking stuff is going… not well

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think I could survive a Dodgers-Cubs NLCS.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Ayo Teo!!!!!

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

The great thing about being a parent is that no matter how bad your day has been, they’re always there to treat you like shit.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Tommy Fudderruckin’ Tanks

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT

submitted 72 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 75 days ago • 259 comments

*record scratch* You might be wondering how I ended up here

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

you can't spell "tariffs" without "FFS"

submitted 78 days ago • 84 comments

Good job, Dane Myers

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Undone by a Dingler

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

made a meme about my mental state

submitted 91 days ago • 64 comments

This will be the year that Ohtani hits a 480-footer out of Dodger Stadium

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

american society has been at “TV Interstitial from ROBOCOP” for a while but “president does a car commercial on the white house lawn” is really pushin it

submitted 106 days ago • 31 comments

12 Monkeys 🐒

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 115 days ago • 289 comments

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

submitted 122 days ago • 55 comments

submitted 139 days ago • 115 comments

It’s just bleak that there’s a considerable amount of people who are like “thank goodness the worlds richest human being is stopping the tyranny of the consumer financial protection bureau and that guy who collects atmospheric data”

submitted 139 days ago • 80 comments

“An AI-driven analysis…”

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Me: *clicks on a cell* Excel: OMG YOU BETTER SAVE THAT FUCKING CHANGE MOTHERFUCKER

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

I’d like to talk to the chaos agents at USPS and UPS who decided that a package’s status should be set to “shipped” because a fucking label got printed

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

The word “agentic” makes my skin crawl

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

AI is like bacon. They keep ramming it into everything thinking it makes shit better when it really just revealed bacon as sad and needy.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

My to-do list contains call-outs to entirely separate to-do lists

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

[0] days since last time I thought about Freddie Freeman’s WS walk-off grand slam

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Trying and struggling to think of any consumer facing tech that feels *less* consumer driven than generative AI

submitted 160 days ago • 68 comments

Who’s the kid in the drop? Who else, Will Smith. Living’ that life some consider a myth

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments