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Tottenham Supporter in NYC. I’m a box to box ADHD’er. #THFC #COYS #TTID
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In today’s lesson in patience, let’s compare Tel and Solanke’s first four matches with Spurs. In Tel’s first four, he’s performed comparably to Solanke’s first four. Many wrote Solanke off in those early matches but we know how that turned around. That’s why patience with Tel is key. #COYS

Ease Up on Mathys Tel! Here’s why… In comparing Tel’s first three Spurs matches to Solanke’s first three, Tel performed better in the following (w/ 7% less minutes): More: Goals Shots Chances Created xG xGOT xA Touches Accurate Longballs Aerial Duels Won and Less Duels Lost #COYS

I’m liking Kevin Danso. Calm. Solid defender. Drives up the field. #COYS

It’s the elevation 🏔️ Next up: Ipswich Town. Let’s eat. #COYS

Tottenham Hotspur - 1 The Bigger Club - 0 #COYS

Djed. #COYS

Of these players, 29 combined instances where they were not included in the match day squad Maddison (6) Johnson (7) Solanke (10) Son (6) This is on top of 83 combined instances where starting GK/defense were not included in the squad Core defense and goal contributors missing major time #COYS

“From historical collapse in ‘23 to Super Bowl champions in ‘24” Stories like this allow me to maintain hope as a Spurs supporter. Yes, this year has been painful and humbling. I’m ready for it to be over. However, I think this will make us better next year. How? #COYS

Out for KC Chiefs in Super Bowl: Patrick Mahomes Kareem Hunt Hollywood Brown JuJu Smith-Schuster Travis Kelce Creed Humphry Chris Jones Justin Reid Nick Bolton Harrison Butker DeAndre Hopkins Ok. Not really but it’s the reality of what Spurs have dealt with for months. #COYS

⚠️ Top Secret Idea ⚠️ If this is it for Ange, then supporters start a petition begging Levy to be our next manager because we “trust his football savvy.” Independent of his success as manager, he’ll be forced to fire himself in less than 18 months and…bam…Levy out. #COYS

Donley. #COYS

I’m on a ✈️ back home from a work trip and, to distract myself from overthinking the #LIVTOT match later, I’ve just been inserting Ange into various notable scenarios. It’s therapeutic and more fun than sudoku. #COYS

Three center back options?!?! Boasting is not an admirable quality, Carlo. #COYS

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Schedule a call with every top player and let them talk to Ange. #COYS

Extroverted Friend: “James, come hang out this weekend.” Me: “Can’t. I’m monitoring my minutes.” #COYS

My therapist is going to love talking to me on Tuesday. ✅ Tottenham supporter ✅ Dallas Mavericks fan processing the loss of Luka ✅ US citizen dealing with this incompetent fascist cosplay thing that’s happening

What can Spurs offer Tel? - Playing time in the Prem - Attacking style of play that suits his game - 15% off at the F1 track under the stadium - Free 14-day trial with ExpressVPN - Our beer fills cups from the bottom - Advice you didn’t ask for from InvertTheWing #COYS #THFC

If Spurs sign Mathys Tel, I can finally get my Christian Stellini tattoo updated. ‘Stellini’ quickly becomes ‘tel’ and years of regret are gone. #THFC #COYS #MathysTel

It happened! Spurs make a move in the January transfer window. Important to note that this transfer doesn’t have hamstrings. Brilliant move by Johan Lange 🧢 #COYS #THFC #PremierLeague

WANTED: Looking for likeminded people interested in starting a cult around this gem of a human. Cult-usevski. Call me if interested. #COYS #THFC #TTID

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“We’re flesh colored cash machines.” Who said it? A. David Bowie B. Friedrich Nietzsche C. @dannykellywords.bsky.social on @vftlpodcast.bsky.social

I just had a painful realization… In 2001, Daniel Levy becomes Chairman of Spurs and has seen the results in the image below. Also in 2001? I began supporting #THFC when they signed Kasey Keller 🇺🇸 Maybe I’m the problem. 24 years. 16 managers. 1 cup. 1 James?

👋🏻 Spurs Community. I’d ❤️ to get to know you more 1. What kind of dog would you be if you were a dog? 2. Remember that viral dress in 2015, what color do you think it was? 🔵🟡 3. ARE ANY OF YOU BILLIONAIRES THAT WOULD CONSIDER MAKING AN OFFER TO ENIC FOR THFC?! #THFC #COYS

This loss to Leicester could likely lead to the firing of Ange. Doing so would be a mistake that creates another managerial scapegoat while refusing to ignore the toxic core of the club. Ange will show character and take the blame but his fault is minimal. #THFC #COYS #LevyOut

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“Wevy Out” #THFC #COYS #LevyOut

⚠️Warning: Early Morning Spurs Optimism ⚠️ Regardless of what happens this season, this group gives me hope and excitement for the future. #THFC #COYS