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31, artist, writer, mama bear, former bitch in the pit. She/Her. Taken. No AI - No NFTs - No crypto Commissions slots open: 2 DM for commissions ONLY. Idle chitchat will get you an instant block. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦 https://linktr.ee/kellyannscheffer
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I wish them both the worst.

Remember when this pic of Elián González was a national scandal instead of a daily occurrence?

Reminder to ICE: Do not lay hands on American citizens. Video, photos, and personal information have been recorded. Actions have consequences. If you have information to share, email [email protected]. Your safety is our top priority, never forget that.

I think we’ve reached a boiling point when it comes to ICE. Today in Minneapolis, a militarized task force raided the beloved Lake Street taqueria, Las Cuatro Milpas—and the community was not having it. Agents from ICE, the DEA, FBI, ATF, IRS and HHS rolled up looking like they were ready for war.

Are we great yet?

@nickofferman.bsky.social is the absolute best 💜 Be more like him, and less like that weirdo he quoted

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

This is why we have... why we need Pride.

These people are just wrong about literally everything.

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

This pickle was blessed by the Pickle Priest

Thou shalt not tie up children in zip ties and then deport them, for that maketh thou a MONSTER. A MONSTER! THE PEOPLE DOING ZIPTYING CHILDREN ARE MONSTERS!

What kind of dumbass says “DON’T YOU EVER SAY THAT!” to being called a taco? Everyone knows this is the #1 way to be called a taco for the rest of your days.

Never forget what Mussolini did! Smeared the press, demanded loyalty, threatened opponents, cried election fraud, and spread lies through state channels… oh wait, that was Taco Donold.

That would be awful. Don’t share this.

We got an alert to take shelter. Possible tornado. They don't happen often in our area, but I'm scared right now. We live in a trailer. We have no shelter.

Shhhh 🤫

"what's your writing process like?" my writing process:

Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...

Oh there goes his ratings

New mom hack unlocked: In a moment of desperation, I couldn't find any clean socks, so I tried on some of my toddler's socks (3t-5t). They stretch like crazy and look a little see-through, but by god, they fit! (I wear a US women's 9-10 wide shoe.) Yes, I'll do laundry when I get home.

There is zero ZEROOO doubt in my mind that AI cults are going to be huge. I don't mean, like, "I LOVE AI SAM ALTMAN IS SENPAI" I mean like, "I have used AI to tap into the deep secrets of the ancient, forgotten texts that tell the future and it tells me that /you/ have been /chosen/...to follow me."

If you have to reject your own studies when they don’t fit your agenda, it’s time to reconsider your agenda.

Here's proof that I do, in fact, touch grass from time to time.

NEW COMIC: Next Gen