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I create tv, poetry, and food media to fund my love for oxtail. (She/Her) ✍️🏿: Black Nerd Problems, Vulture, Best American Food Writing & more. Prev: Last Week Tonight. Read/listen to my musings at: Itsdeej.com/scotchbonnet
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There is a unique perversion in spiritualizing intentional harm like this

My favorite part of playing Pokémon....is honestly naming my Pokémon.

Me seeing my boyfriend's sandwich and asking for a taste tax.

Being Black in media is wild. People will tell you to your face how impressive you are, then isolate you as if you're intimidating them. Intimidating. Meanwhile the whole time you look and act like this

Stephen A. Smith needs to be on the next season of Traitors.

This where Gordon Ramsay yeets the raw meat served in Hell's Kitchen

Cutting Dolly Parton’s program that helps kids learn how to read <<<<<<< www.14news.com/2025/02/19/t...

I beg you please not Andrew Cuomo. We do not need Andrew Cuomo as mayor either.

Public comment genuinely matters. Courts will overturn rules based on an administration not responding to substantive comments.

I understand that slogans have a purpose and are not inclusive of all ideas, but the call to "read books" as some sort of inherent defense against fascism nags at me. Which books! Reading is not in and of itself a virtue!

Every year for my birthday I make a special lasagna. I spend February mapping out flavors in accordance to the message I learned, and what I hope to bring in to the new year. Back in 2019, I did an episode for Epicurious 4 Levels for lasagna. I can't wait to share this year's lasagna with you all!

Honestly, “fuck” is one of the most nimble words in the English language. In addition to be a GREAT modifier of other words, it’s a verb, noun, adjective, adverb and interjection!

There’s a seat for everyone at the table. Dark-skinned girls with high-octave voices deserve love too. Doechii and Flo Milli both bring something unique; Lyricism, flow, and style. Preference is fine, but let’s not dismiss talent just because a voice isn’t your vibe.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. You aint getting these tickets. You're number 10 thousand in the queue.

Imma need Beyoné to chill. I spent my Tuesday watching the tickets I wanted get Thanos snapped before my eyes and now you selling me PER-FUME?!?!

Someone should mention to Governor Hochul that in addition to it being the right thing to do, it would also be very, very funny of her to remove Eric Adams from office.

👀 “I understand my duty as a prosecutor to mean enforcing the law impartially, and that includes prosecuting a validly returned indictment regardless whether its dismissal would be politically advantageous, to the defendant or to those who appointed me.” - Former Acting USA, SDNY Danielle Sassoon.

Please note that Eric Adams was willing to put the lives of thousands of migrants at risk for his own safety. Do not even ATTEMPT to rank choice this man come June election. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/13/n...

I miss working in television so bad and can't wait to go back, but ever so occasionally I think about how hilarious it is when we get even a SLITHER of shared resources and everyone shouts it out like a well oiled comedy ensemble.

THURSDAY! By popular demand, OOPS! ALL OSCAR MONOLOGUES is back @ucbtny. Over a dozen comedians will do the bits they would do if they hosted the Oscars. If you buy before show day, tix are just $10! Be proactive for once in your life! ucbcomedy.com/show/oops-al...

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I know the justice department didn't just tell these folks to DROP the cases against Eric Adams.

Not done, I just wanna say, I want to have so much stage presence that I can just tease an audience like this. I LIVE for it. Play with my emotions you know what we wannnnnt

“he won’t do it” why wouldn’t he WHY WOULDNT HE

Art wise? A great Black History Month. 10/10.

I need a battle rap discourse class offered in all HBCUs.

I love Black art. I live for Black art. I am most inspired by Black art.

If I send you this.. I’m with the shits in public.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

First, the entire Grammy audience yelling ‘A-MINOR,’ now, an entire stadium. Kendrick Lamar has definitely won the beef with Drake, doing a victory lap at the Super Bowl 59 Halftime Show alongside SZA, Mustard, and Drake’s ex Serena Williams.

I dont think yall understand...this really motivated me...I only aspire to be a hater of this level.

“I want to play their favorite song, but you know they love to sue.” — Kendrick Lamar shading Drake during the #SuperBowl halftime show.

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

How I look when I say "per my last email"

Somebody check if Drake on a stretcher

I ONLY ASPIRE...TO BE A HATER OF KENDRICK'S CALIBER.