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New museum just dropped... definitely worth a visit to V&A East Storehouse....

Goitsemang Lehobye is a soprano with a PhD from the University of Michigan. She joins a growing wave of South African artists redefining classical music on global stages. #CarteBlanche @masakekana.bsky.social

May these possums shouting in Werner Herzog's voice bring comfort to your day.

Today we're launching DuckLake, an integrated data lake and catalog format powered by SQL. DuckLake unlocks next-generation data warehousing where compute is local, consistency central, and storage scales till infinity. ⁠ducklake is an open standard and we implemented it in the "ducklake" extension.

Ears in motion ...

Bloody hell, chaps. Get a load of this miso malva pudding and red wine ice cream recipe from news24. It’s so eastern cape. Stuck together with a rubber band and prestik yet somehow looks like it might get away with passing itself off as kinda fancy if everyone’s had enough of the leftover wine.

Let's bust this joint ...

Once again I am starving my (very good) children by not sharing the lamb currently cooking in the oven with them

The look of betrayal as I don't share my biltong with her...

Me explaining the concept of Dezemba to non South Africans.

Morning folks. My appologies but I'll be thrumbing on this drum for a few months - the #FFConf CFP is open. Lots of time to apply, I specifcally updated the CFP page with topic I'm actively looking for right now: ffconf.org/cfp Please share with that person you know who would be perfect for FFConf

possible pacers/knicks eastern conference finals, overhyped ai tech bubble looming, economic recession imminent… y2k is back baby

Who I feel sorry for is America’s homegrown racists, who have worked hard for decades only to be forced to compete with Afrikaners for their jobs.

A walk a day ...

One of the pleasant surprises I've found moving back to Durban is how good the coffee scene is. It's small, but there are some excellent independent cafes and coffee shops.

friday ...

Coffee in the trees!

Who's a famous person you irrationally dislike? Someone who isn't an outright, public villain (think Mel Gibson, Woody Allen, etc) and so your anathema towards them is solely vibes-based? For me, Jennifer Lawrence and Ryan Reynolds.

Eastern Cape beaches are hard to beat...

mornings gotta morning

Coffee? Coffee? Coffee!

Regular service resumed

my global realtime chess MMO, One Million Chessboards, passed 1 million moves 6 hours after launch! come hang out and capture some pieces :) onemillionchessboards.com

On the subject of European dependency on US tech infrastructure, a fascinating contrast... L: Nick Clegg in 2022, when his Meta chief-lobbyist pay package was worth more than $12m. R: Clegg now. nickclegg.medium.com/data-what-it... observer.co.uk/news/opinion...

happy 2nd anniversary to the most important piece of bluesky lore

Hmmm... Calendly as a vector for spam. 🤔