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iamtheaardvark.bsky.social
Dillon, loud, queer, polyam, non-binary (expansive). Educator with wicked ADHD. Frequently inappropriate. Posts do not reflect the views of my employer, Chumhum. They/He. I believe in kindness including and especially the kind that kills.
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Someone came out of the yarn room

submitted 20 hours ago • 130 comments

sure man, I love the way you called Elon musk Elonia btw, almost as good as your dRumpf posting the other day. I bet we are well on our way to liberation

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

The lemon Oreos are the best Oreo variant

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

Did I ever post the pre-firing additional ancient cave-beasts? Either way, I absolutely love how they turned out — there are bison, aurochs, wooly rhinos, and a single mammoth! I definitely need to make more of these 👀

submitted 12 hours ago • 11 comments

the goal of owning a computer is to acquire as many PDFs as possible

submitted 14 hours ago • 51 comments

I say again

submitted 12 hours ago • 6 comments

Dunkin caught a glimpse of his new sister Lydia and confronted me with some constructive feedback while I was making breakfast

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

submitted 1 day ago • 55 comments

Maestro Tár met me 48 hours ago and she's already designated my lap as first chair

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

She's an absolute angel.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

What won't ea-nasir fail to deliver!!

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Madame Tár wishes you a good evening

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

We know the bird didn't do it alone Someone gave it a hand

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Remember when Marge Simpson said "look at how they massacred my boy"?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's really incredible to me just how evil our enemies are. They establish concentration camps in Latin America, encourage the spread of AIDS, they build fake "pregnancy crisis" clinics, they make charity illegal, imprison the unhoused, and celebrate subway murderers. They even call empathy a sin.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

My wife's music teacher studied in Vienna in the 70s. While there he lived with his teacher who was a holocaust survivor. He was never sent to the camps and the ONLY reason was because his family owned a Steinway grand piano.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

submitted 5 days ago • 202 comments

For a stray street cat she sure turned into a cuddle bug right away

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's his time

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Imagine how many polycules would still be intact if there was a Steven Universe episode about doing the dishes

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

Madame Tár I am but your humble servant

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

A dozy queen

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Sal is calling her "Lydia" and I'm like we just met her she's Madame until she says so

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Madame Tár let me feed her a whole can of wet food and she demanded head scritches upon head scritches when she was done eating

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments