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iamthecourtjester.bsky.social
Photographer | Graphic Designer | Lover of Oreos Also if you like film reviews from a guy who always gives at least 3 stars cause the people in the credits worked hard to get there… I’ve got just the thing https://boxd.it/bRLh5
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Apologies to everyone in the Planet Fitness locker room. I know I was blocking the hand dryer to take this pic. I’ll try to do better. #FitnessJourney

Lex Luthor: I got you something. Clark Kent: A sword? Lex Luther: It’s a foil. Every hero needs one. ————————————— Say what you will about Smallville, but some of the writing is REMARKABLY clever

Look I have a strong hatred of remakes BUT if any movie is remade with The Muppets, I'll see it. #FilmSky

Couldn’t find a good reference image for painting a backlit suit of armor… so I accidentally spent three hours teaching myself how to use an HDRI in Blender so I could make my own reference for reflections in the metal. I’m nailing this whole “casual hobby” thing 🙌🏼 #Blender #Procreate #DigitalArt

me when my review gets more than 1 like

Mamma Mia! has joined the Two Million Watched Club on Letterboxd 🩵

Amazon wanted me to pay $6 to rent Dr. No and I got mad… so I went to a local video store and bought Sean Connery’s entire Bondography for $7 #PhysicalMedia rules ✊🏼🙂‍↕️

Yeah that

Trying to imagine explaining to my ancestors that a key part of my nighttime routine is to turn off all the lights and bask in the glow of the Bad News Machine™️ until I physically can’t keep my eyes open.

De-Nazify shit.

chef tip: eat a sandwich for breakfast to make your brain angry.

This is… actually the most motivational thing I’ve seen all week?

Hold me closer, tiny panther #PetPhotography #PirateCat #VoidCat #BlackCat #CatDad #FilmStock #35mm #Kodak

Felt the siren call to dive back into film photography, but due to not being a zillionaire I’ve decided that using a film stock emulator is the way to go #35mm #FilmStock #FilmCam #Kodak @abbymakesanattempt.bsky.social

I’m slightly convinced that Josh Allen is an android built specifically for football. He just LOOKS like a mad scientist’s definition of a quarterback #AFC #NFL #BuffaloBills

Watching the new Wallace and Gromit movie. Shoutout to the person in the art department who put a can of WG-40 in the garage set. I see you 👀

Rotten Tomatoes, but instead of ratings it tells me how stressed out a movie will make me so I can mentally prepare myself. Call it Ripe Potatoes

You may not like it, but this is what peak design looks like. #GraphicDesigner #DigitalArt #GraphicDesignIsMyPassion

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I am but a humble horse, and @dimension20.bsky.social is the carrot that keeps me trotting along. #ttrpg #dimension20 #TheUnsleepingCity #Dreadmill #FitnessJourney #Running

HR: I’m sorry? You said you supervisor— Me: Bit me. That’s correct. #WFH #BlackCat #PirateCat #VoidCat #GraphicDesigner

@ravens.bsky.social may out of the playoffs, but that won’t stop me from continuing to grin at one of the best moments of the season #Ravens #NFL #Watercolor #BigManPick #MichaelPierce #Baltimore #Procreate #Interception

An open letter to everyone crowding the gym this January: . . . . I’m proud of you. Plz stick around. Maybe if we keep this place full enough it’ll convince them to add another leg press machine #GymSky #PlanetFitness #FitnessJourney

This seems to be a place for cats, so meet Fury! She had her eye removed to make room in her head for more schemes, skulduggery, and silliness.

A Haiku from a first-year @ravens.bsky.social fan #Ravens #NFL #Playoffs #LamarJackson

This is the type of hard-hitting film journalism you can expect if you follow me on Letterboxd boxd.it/7PIB8p #Film #MovieLover #AreTheCoolKidsUsingHashtagsHere

Holding your breath to release a fart is the human equivalent of diverting power from life support to boosters on a starship 🫡

Fiancée: There have been so many car accidents today… Me: It’s probably cause Jesus came back and he’s been taking all the wheels he can find