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iamthepita.bsky.social
Chicago Deaf Comic. Jokes don't have to be funny but tone Deaf anyways.
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I’m wondering if smart people usually keep quiet or do they speak up when something’s not right? Or is this the matter of morals? Does morals define intellect or the other way around? Anyways, bye bye grandma’s broken powerlifting chair

I have sat in too many arguments about where to eat, how to eat, why we’re eating together when it’s an argument I have with only myself.

Would anyone be willing to come over and kiss me on the forehead when I’m sleeping? That’s all i ask.

People who are trying to dismantle Disability Rights are only in it to park closer to stores after getting their ass handed for parking in the fire lane. New science theory - the LA Fires couldn’t keep the plane and helicopter up in the air over the Potomac River. A lot of plane watchers were fired.

@apnews.com , have you reported if anyone started calling Elon “Mr. President” in front of Trump in the Oval Office? apnews.com/live/trump-p...

Every software developer I known has a God complex.

Kinda hard to keep track of the headless chicken egg prices these days after that flight situation in DC. Legit.

You knew you were fucked at your office on the day Office Max and Office Depot announced their merge.

If every single politician voted to ban tiktok and trump overrules it, then those politicians failed to see what democracy is supposed to be. Good job!

“I think I get fired from jobs because I do a better job than they can do.” Dick responds w/ “Not with that attitude.”

#time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping into the #future.

I forgot there’s tiddies in “Die Hard”, a Christmas movie.

No one bats an eye when John Lane of “Die Hard” had a gun in his coat pocket on a plane just like the media doesn’t bat an eye to school shootings these days.

“You never know how much you can get away from depriving people from their freedom” What would be your reaction when you hear this?

I would expect @nypost.com.web.brid.gy 2 stand up against this nonsense because if the media wants 2 wield all that power in shaping the narrative, then shape it substance than this bullshit. Remember the pain of the people you know when they’re struggling 2 live their life because insurance said no

3. @thedailybeast.bsky.social , what’s your end game with your readers? You know maybe, just maybe, *He gives a greater fuck about the big picture about the bullshit that everyone had to go through with their health insurance provider than he does about how well he appears in court.*

2. Maybe he’s reasonably stressed because the dialogue is more about his appearance than the bigger issue with all the stress people had to endure dealing with their health insurance. Isn’t that a prison of our own when insurance deny your medical claim and appearance is no longer a priority

Interesting @thedailybeast.bsky.social paint the portrait in their article www.thedailybeast.com/disheveled-l... 1. Maybe the prison system isn’t giving him a chance to shave? You know, the way he was portrayed in the media as guilty already so why would the prison system gonna give him a razor?

When you’re so broke you avoid taking a shit for a couple days not to waste toilet paper on your last roll.

Guess we’re all gonna be eating the dogs and the cats now: www.nbcnews.com/business/con...

Apparently you’re not supposed to break into the Zoo to pet a camel’s toe.

Dammit, no one stole my towels I left behind at the 24-hour laundromat.

Wonder what the NRA feels about the gun used in this situation… makes it seem like more powerful than the rifle used in the Trump Assassination attempt…?

@dickdurbin.bsky.social are you really letting other people haggle me because of your nonsense? As an Illinoisan and profound respect to the land of Lincoln, do you have no decency sir?

These final days of 2024 feels like

I don’t own a car but I feel like I own one as if everyday my car falls victim to the “Chicago Sunroof” from “Better Call Saul” but i can’t stop it from happening every time.

False Equivalency.

Does anyone know how to be friends with those we don’t agree with or are we all in the race to watch the world burn?

When a #comic offers you a ride home and you find out they own a #cybertruck…

#ChicagoProduction: link.tubi.tv/fsS6GlNaFOb