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ianager.bsky.social
he/him, writer (#preWGA), comedy person, and EDH Heel. If you see me on here tell me I should be writing.
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I have *got* to find a better way to take pictures of these guys than holding them up in the bathroom. Another gunner

Rootin’ AND Tootin?! In THIS economy?!!

Dealt with the MagicCon Chicago FOMO by doing a lil co-op Kill Team day! We were doing well until everyone died.

When you Unleash the Daemon but command says to hide in a building at full health to score Tac Op points

This whole thread is fascinating, particularly as a key part of the treatment for anxiety it describes is the ancient Assyrian for "get really into Warhammer"

What’s the best line you can tutor up with this that doesn’t use Sol Ring or Skullclamp?

Rumors of Legionaries’ death have been greatly exaggerated, lol

Took advantage of the rainy day to get in some Kill Team! I hate making tables from shop terrain so much! Thankfully Legionaries are still broken and people are still figuring out how KT3 works

Zombies getting in on the swarmyard action when they’ve cared about death triggers so much is goddamned heresy

Who’s the best commander to make this happen?

THREE goddamn keywords?! Looks like team “kill Loot with hammers” should’ve done it when they had the chance

Just had MS Word SHUT DOWN after I had Copilot disabled while I was editing a document. When I relaunch Word, it starts “updating” The update? Turning Copilot back on. I am going to find a way to put MS Office in a body so I can stab it.

Can’t find how to disable Copilot in Excel so I guess Microsoft’s AI is gonna learn “T1 Sol ring bad” now

The inexplicable proliferation of the Cybertruck becomes really clear when you look at it as a N*zi coded purchase

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures:

[The roar of a leased Dodge challenger pierces the quiet valley evening, scaring my cats who hide under the couch until dinner] Nature is healing!

I was catching up on podcasts on the way to work this week and one morning, the first words I heard a human speak that day were “Chosen by God, Perfected by Science; I’m Ed Zitron and this is Better Offline”

My friends: watch anything good lately Me: so there’s this schoolgirl anime about a bathroom ghost that fights demons…

So is this week the last week to get new PC components before they’re priced like moon sapphires again?

Got our first view of a fire from our roof last night! Thankfully LAFD put this one out in just a few hours. We’re safe and haven’t needed to evacuate yet, and power is holding strong since coming back on Tuesday evening

Just gotta say, HSM 133 is a fucking masterclass podcast episode @howlingsaltmine.bsky.social

Thinking about this a lot after yesterday’s commander games. What’s the best card no-one plays?

Commander isn’t about winning, commander is about jamming together cards nobody’s ever heard of and seeing who can come up with the best pun about it

Nothing knocks the wind out of your sails like coming back home to kitty problems

Dropped this in the @piebreak.bsky.social discord for between-holidays shits-n-giggles, but mine are: - [don’t have one, probably build Inti or Varragoth cEDH] - Colonel Autumn - Vaevictis Dire - 5c Omnath (Mostly Black Devotion) - Soundwave - Thraximundar (Zombie Storm)

Girlfriend and I didn’t get engaged this year but I did reach the “sharing fast food opinions” level of trust with her extended family so we’re basically married in the eyes of Midwestern God

Haven’t played Commander or Kill Team in 11 days and I’m resorting to increasingly cutthroat plays at the family Go Fish night

Corporate needs you to find the differences between these two pictures

It is Wednesday, my Yules