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father - writer - comedian - music tinkerer - professional disc golfer - Trekkie - ally - callipygian
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My son's pickup time apparently changed by over an hour, so apparently I'm in a parking lot for the next hour. AMA

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

I gotta say, I admire Volodymyr Zelenskyy's tactical brilliance. VZ: I have a plan to take over Russia. Cabinet: Really? Do tell. VZ: We have them invade us... Cabinet: Okay. Then what? VZ: I dunno, probably die a lot. That's some serious big-brain military planning.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Where do Saturday morning cartoons go when they die? Looney Tombs. #dadjokes

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Wrote my first four-part harmonies since my Fringe musical in '08. And yes, it's barbershop quartet, the way God intended.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If I felt it wouldn't put them in grave danger, I'd encourage every woman to fully Lysistrata every male Republican until they actually work in the interest of the American people. Of course, most women who would willingly have sex with Republicans have been gaslit to believe what's happening is ok

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Not gonna lie, I've had a really rough two years in so many ways. But I try to keep things in perspective. I'm a middle-aged cis white male. Comparatively, I've lived like a king, just with my kingdom covered by a few extra shadows for a bit.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I am writing. Therefore I am happy. -some ancient proverb somewhere I imagine.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If I were a knight of the round table, I'd be Sir Lanceawholelot.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The Andorians in Enterprise had amazing Bloobs. #startrek #imthirteen

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The older I get, the more bothered I am when people use "less" when "fewer" is the correct word. #grammar #getoffmylawn

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I write names for nearly all of my skit characters even (especially) if they're never mentioned. My favorite from today is Flaps D'jour. And yes he does have a barbershop quartet whose name is never mentioned which is a shame because I would so go see Flaps D'jour and the Repercussions. #writersky

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment