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🤘👽🤘 Ⓜ️edford , Ⓜ️🅰️ Formerly @burrito_max on Twitter™️ The Rizzlers ozempic dealer Trying to find my friends
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JD Vance looks like an extra from the "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" video

She havin' on my heart til my guns up!

I am on cocaine

about to play a shitload of PS1 roms... fuck yeah

I love these 2 games so much. Definitely worth your $4!

yesterday somebody wacc'd out my mural

Y'all are Epic Bacon

I can't tell if this is seth rogen or Jeffery Ross

do people realize the election is over? it sucks but shut up also?

I'm the first person to ever bloosk about the Superb Owl 🦉

i'm actually a nepo baby but for alcoholism instead of careers actually

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Naoki

the rizzlers dad looks like lin manuel miranda

I miss blink155 so bad

when something is both mid and mediocre I call it Midiocre ff to use that

i'm sitting around listening to Death By Stereo livejournal style

how we doin

ATTENTION RAMONES FANS TODAY IS 1/23. AT 4PM IT WILL OFFICIALLY BE 1/23 4 AKA THE THING THE RAMONES SAY 1234! MAKE SURE TO PLAN ACCORDINGLY

fuck Whirr forever fr

You're telling me a shrimp blew this sky?!

Kinda wish I did jan 6 now it it wouldn't have mattered?

I have a little bit left of 3 types of ice cream and I'm having a funeral for it all

Elon did a videodisease

It's weird my brain surgery seemed to cure my anxiety, but not the depression.

I can't put down the cup

raise your ya-ya-ya

if I can't find your "unsubscribe" button on the email, I'm hitting "Report Phishing" you punk ass mfs

I miss Naoki

It took me 20 years but I got The Insurgent discography CD

The Gibbons LP is so sick lol

Do Landlords even realize they're the next demographic to get lu|g|`d?

I don't ask for much but can we please refer to dudes that drive Cyber Trucks as "CyberTruckers"?

Already fell asleep lol

Fuck if it was 2013 I'd start a band called Eliza Douche Coup

JD Vance is 3 months younger than me so... how are you today?

Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear?

Raising Cane's gives you a hot dog bun and calls it Texas Toast smh