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I wish tv shows would do a really exhaustive recap episode at the beginning of the season. Shows nowadays are so complex and bitch, I ain’t got time to watch the whole series again to refresh my memory. What happened up to this point in Stranger Things? Couldn’t tell you.

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My 21 month old was messing around with some of my Star Wars stuff and pointed to a picture of the Death Star and said “moon”. I calmly but proudly replied “that’s no moon.”

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Customer: “did you know your ‘open’ sign is off?” Me: “and yet, here you are.”

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Who knew the 1972 Canada-Russia series would be repeated in 2025.

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If anyone is worried about the state of the world, don’t worry; my moustache looks rad today.

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You know what Raffi, you SHOULD call the White House and have a chat. @raffic.bsky.social #useyourbananaphone

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Anyone who thinks that DEI initiatives are bad, remember this: racial segregation was so recent in history that the Beatles, while touring America, had to specify in their contracts that they would not perform in front of a segregated audience.

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In these very uncertain times, the thing that will save us is art, particularly music. Art in general is a reflection of the times in which it was made, and music especially is a force that responds to the culture directly and immediately. Bad times breeds amazing music. Just wait. It’s coming.

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I bet Trump wants Canada to be the 51st state just so he can travel here legally.

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My kid kinda discovered a love of music and certain song preferences…at Christmas. Now all he wants to hear is Jingle Bell Rock and Candy Cane Lane. I’d do anything for my kid, but even I have my limits…

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So when you get out of the shower and dry yourself off, there’s like…a *way* you do it, right? Like, a way YOU do it. An order, a style. You know. In secret. And nobody knows about it; nobody knows *your* order but you. And if they told you their order, you’d say “huh. You think you know an MFer.”

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So the COUNTRY of Canada is going to become the 51st state before the US territories of Puerto Rico, Guam, Samoa, or even DC, do? Seems…unlikely.

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Me at the dentist: I flossed 20 minutes before I got here so we good, right?

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Man, Kevin McCallister had to clean all that shit up. What a drag. Hardly seems worth it. Just let them rob you, dude.

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When it comes to Home Alone, the whole thing is that fucking Mitch Murphy kid’s fault.

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Whenever I’m at an event with my kid and we are singing kiddie songs, I’m the asshole who insists on singing harmonies to Wheels on the Bus.

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You know whose lyrics kinda suck? Katy Perry’s. It’s like, no Katy, I do not feel and have never felt like a plastic bag. Is this an aspect of the human condition that I’m missing out on?

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So what if i throw my hands in the air but i DO care where, how and under what circumstances that i wave them?

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You know, for a song called “Jingle Bell Rock”, it contains shockingly little actual rock in it.

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Checking out bluesky. I’ve heard it’s the least toxic social media app. We’ll see. Anyway, video games and Star Wars and guitars!

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